has any 1 got any good jokes about fat mums?

Answer 1

Yo mamma's so fat her dress size is 90210.

your mama so fat she use a matress as a maxi pad.

Yo momma's so fat that when she passed the tv I missed three Programs.

Yo mamma's so Fat, when the cashier at KFC asked what size bucket she wanted, she
said the one on the roof!

Your Mama's So Fat....
- she DJ's for the ice cream truck!
- she eats cereal out of a satellite dish!
- even God couldn't raise her spirits!
- even Richard Simmons laughs at her!
- she puts mayonnaise on aspirin!
- when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose.
- she eats Wheat THICKS.
- she's the main ingredient in Ding Dongs.
- she was Miss Arizona -- class battleship.
- the AIDS quilt can't cover her.
- the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.
- she masturbates while looking at pictures in a cookbook.

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Others I've heard...
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Yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioning

Yo mamma's ti.ts are so saggy that whe she goes sailing she doesn't get a lifejacket.

Yo mamma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money!

Your momma so poor that her wall to wall carpet has "WELCOME" on it.

Yo mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice box for hours cause it said concentrate.

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Answer 2

~Your momma's so fat when she walked in front of the television, you missed your 24 hour show.
~Your momma's so fat that when she went into the hotel's nice and big 5,000 lb. elevator, the elevator man wasn't afraid went he went on the Tower of Doom.
~Your momma's so fat that when she was filling out a form and put 6261078206 in a section that said "weight", the people that needed the form said, "Hey, lady, we asked for your weight, not your phone number!" She said, "Yeah, I know."

And that's just a couple...