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I was stuck on a blind date with a ugly chick and I got a booty call that I had been waiting for. I had an hour to get out and get ready so I did the only logical thing I could think of without pissing off my friend's girl and making it hard on him. I shittied up my pants. We sat there and the ugly girl was blabbering about some emo concert and I cut in with an 'UH OH!'. I sent a banana log down by left buttock and thigh and acted ashamed. Everyone smelled it and I told her what had happened and left to shower and change in time for some sex. She didn't know it was intentional and still calls to hang out. Should I fess up?

2006-09-28 19:35:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

11 answers

Nah. Just let her think you are prematurely ready for Depends diapers.

2006-09-28 19:38:07 · answer #1 · answered by An Unhappy Yahoo User 4 · 0 0

LMAO , you are sick ... but for real , you should have just told her something came up. If you do not wanna hang out with her anymore just be upfront , let her know you are not feeling her like that or say you got back with your ex . Hopefully she'll lay off but be careful because ugly chicks don't give up without a fight lol

2006-09-29 02:39:30 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ Army Wife ♥ 4 · 0 0

Yes, I think it was rude. Would you like someone doing that to u?
How would u feel?
Just tell her that you know where to find her in the future! Be tactfull.

2006-09-29 02:40:36 · answer #3 · answered by regwoman123 4 · 0 0

you've got nothing to lose by being honest and telling her you're not interested - just don't be an *** by telling her it's cause she's ugly! lol

2006-09-29 02:40:24 · answer #4 · answered by bubbleyumbunny 2 · 0 0

I need a date , call me some time...lmao

2006-09-29 02:46:58 · answer #5 · answered by seilygirl 4 · 0 0

yes you need to fess up

2006-09-29 03:27:33 · answer #6 · answered by D 3 · 0 0

no. make a poopie on your booty call date that would be funnier.

2006-09-29 02:38:01 · answer #7 · answered by ananswerer 4 · 2 0

you are a freak! it may have been rude-funny, but rude. so what. its over- just tell her you are not feeling the same about her.

2006-09-29 02:40:19 · answer #8 · answered by dpegra 2 · 0 0

yes, because then she'll realize what a complete loser you are for doing that.

2006-09-29 02:37:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL GOD you're sick. But I must be sick too, cause I laughed...out loud even.

2006-09-29 02:40:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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