A man goes home from the pub late and very drunk.His wife says,"okay smart ar$e. Explain the lipstick on your shirt." "Easy " he replied.."I used my shirt to wipe my co*k".
2006-09-28 19:29:08 · 17 answers · asked by marie c 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA VERY GOOD I LIKE THAT .....
2006-09-28 19:30:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just heard this one on the radio...
A couple of years ago, a snail knocked on my door, I opened the door and kicked the snail right down the end of the garden. Exactly a year later there was another knock at the door, I opened it and there was the snail who said "What you do that for?"
2006-09-29 03:30:40 · answer #2 · answered by Debbie B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. I got to read the joke before it gets deleted.
2006-09-29 02:30:36 · answer #3 · answered by SummerRain Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A drunk buys a pair of alligator skin shoes at the pub then staggers home. He undresses, struggles upstairs & then walks into the bedroom wearing just the shoes.
"Look !" he says.
"Its drooping" she says.
"Yes," he says, "its looking at my new f**king shoes !"
"Yeah ?" she says. "Next time buy a hat."
2006-09-29 02:41:24 · answer #4 · answered by Well, said Alberto 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funni but my responce would be then go back to the lippi ho and take ur sh*t with u
2006-09-29 02:38:02 · answer #5 · answered by chlo_bo69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! realli gd but that snail joke sucked!
2006-09-29 04:46:22 · answer #6 · answered by Adelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good lol
2006-09-29 02:33:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh I thought this was going to be a funny joke....damnit
2006-09-29 02:31:02 · answer #8 · answered by eonetiller 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
marie c you naughty girl
2006-09-29 04:21:26 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fine....we have no such problems here, because our women do not use lipstick...hahahaha
2006-09-29 02:37:30 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good, i'll have to try that one myself lol
2006-09-29 10:14:36 · answer #11 · answered by Jamieson 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋