A professor at the University is giving a seminar on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks them, "How many folk here believe in ghosts?"
About 80 students raise their hands. "That's a good start," says the professor, "For those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good," continues the professor, "I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
15 students raise their hands.
"That's a great response," remarks the impressed professor, "has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
3 students raise their hands.
"Brilliant. But let me ask you one question further...
Have any of you ever been intimate with a ghost?"
One of his students from a Redneck state raises his hand.
The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever cl
2006-09-28 18:38:40 · 10 answers · asked by haddy1215 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed that.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor asks, "Well, tell us what it's like to have made love to a ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost?!? Dang it!... I thought you said goats."
2006-09-28 18:39:42 · update #1
ooooh, i get it, I think it's cute and funny, bravo!!!!
2006-09-28 18:49:24 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Baahh, Baahh, Baahhdd.
2006-09-29 01:52:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did he offer the goat a cigarette after the intimate moment?
2006-09-29 02:15:04 · answer #3 · answered by jassee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do ya'll get the feeling we'll hear the rest of this joke in just a moment?
(unfortunately,we just did.)
2006-09-29 01:41:26 · answer #4 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And what exactly is your question? Or point? And what exactly is a Redneck state? Feeling a bit racist today?
2006-09-29 01:41:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
that was dumbfunny kind
2006-09-29 01:42:02 · answer #6 · answered by sid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was not funny.
2006-09-29 04:24:51 · answer #7 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
2006-09-29 02:12:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
aw, sick!
2006-09-29 02:21:30 · answer #9 · answered by trentman22 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WHAT?
2006-09-29 01:40:36 · answer #10 · answered by i am the dream u r the dreamer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋