2006-09-28 18:10:50 · 25 answers · asked by klay43701 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I was dancing at a wedding and I was dancing to Can't Touch This and just as he sung that part I grabbed my *** and fell right on it doing the splits on the way.
2006-09-28 18:15:59 · answer #1 · answered by wizardalli 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! The beginning I don't remember, I only know because of the story and it goes like this:I was at a bar and needed to use the bathroom. I went in, got into a stall, but never did anything. I sat down (pants on and everything) and just fell asleep. This is the part I do remember: My sister banging on the stall to come out. LMAO!!! I was so scared I was like WHAT THE H*LL?!?!? She starts cracking up and says, You've been in here for 20 minutes!!! OMG! I was soo embarrassed when they retold and retold and retold the story after that. I'll never live it down as long as I live or drink. LOL!! Sara.
2006-09-29 01:20:15 · answer #2 · answered by * Wishfulthinker * 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was my friends 18th and to make it worse the whole thing was caught on video. I pashed out one of my gay friends, he totally flipped hey. After that I decided to get up on one of the tables, dont ask me how I did that without hurting myself, and took my top off. A few hours later on the way home I managed to trip up some stairs, I woke the next morning completely sore. I'd actually fractured the my shin bone and sprained my ankle. I've never touched tequila again after that hey.
2006-09-29 02:27:07 · answer #3 · answered by phoenix 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Applied for a job in a 24hr sex store despite the fact that they said they weren't looking (made them take my full name, address, and all my phone numbers), and forced the guys behind the counter to point out their favourite porn movies on the shelves... asked them lots of personal questions about what porn they like. Then I bought a dildo from a 'bargain big' just because it was $5... took it home and realised it had already been opened!
2006-09-29 01:29:17 · answer #4 · answered by ♣ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ummm I threw over my friend's drink and later slipped in it, and broke two teeth. I was at a friend's party and since I was drunk and was wearing a white skirt and had fallen right into the spilled drink...I was crying like a madwoman, I was frustrated becuase 'I was no longer goin to be pretty' and because people could probably see my thong through my wet skirt. :s Terrible.
I just kept bawling my a$s off, everyone was staring at me trying not to laugh.
Ha ha ha!
2006-09-29 01:23:39 · answer #5 · answered by c_mitu89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As_ banging while damn near puking my guts up at the same time.....so I am told by my BF. Some friends thought it would be ok to let me drink a ton of Jack in the Black followed by 2 glasses of water and some Vodka to top it off. Mean people!lol
2006-09-29 01:14:08 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have only been drunk twice in my life. The first time I went outside in the snow and lay down and went to sleep. The next time I came home and went to the bathroom and lay down on the cool tile floor and went to sleep. Thank God I had good friends who did not allow anything to happen to me. I am old enough to not get drunk anymore.
2006-09-29 01:16:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Puked all over my self and others as i fell to a drunken stooper and passed out in it it realy sucked the next day drinking is definately bad
2006-09-29 01:16:41 · answer #8 · answered by DIrtycircus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is precisely the reason that I do not get intoxicated.
2006-09-29 01:13:13 · answer #9 · answered by aew2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Took a dare to strip and go swimming naked in front of everyone. Mind you I started drinking at 9p.m. and the swimming incident wasn't until 6:30a.m.
2006-09-29 01:17:54 · answer #10 · answered by lovemykalli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋