There are many types of humor... Political, ironic, situational, corny, religious etc. Give me an example from this list or another type (But it should/must be original or with your own spin)! Best answer gets 10 pts.! Oui, oui! Better yet, you vote on it!
E.g. For being quite a giant, Shaquille can't throw a free pt./throw if his life depended on it? Ironic for an elite basketball player!
2006-09-28 18:02:57 · 11 answers · asked by Ezekiel 29 bumfuzzle~ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Note: These are all from real life, from personal observation.
Sign posted at a Pacific Grove quilting shop:
UNATTENDED CHILDREN WILL RECEIVE AN ESPRESSO AND A FREE PUPPY.
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Sign posted at a small town cemetery entrance:
Burial Permits Required. Check in before you check out.
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Two redneck brothers with the last name of Jones were having dinner and the subject of their disliked cousin came up. "He is three-quarters Jones..." the first points out. "Well, he's five-quarters idiot!" the other replies.
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Two mice are having dinner in a live trap. One says to the other, "I don't care for my brother." The other replies, "Well, then try some of your leg. Mind if I go for your other one?" "Not at all," the first replied. "It takes the brains of at least two friends to have a complete meal."
(Mice are wretched little cannibalistic creatures.)
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2006-10-04 17:21:54 · answer #1 · answered by Heidiva 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this is an ironic one, so here you go...
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!
The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"
The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.
2006-09-28 18:40:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
on the way domicile one flight, the flight attendant asked us to save all balckberries, blueberries, strawberries, and all different berries for landing. And might the under the impression of alcohol guy in aisle 14 please end blowing rasberries at her coworkers? yet all over back, on a pink eye, the flihgt attendant informed us "you would be able to apply the analyzing lamps above if we insisted upon stressful our friends. And please refrain from pushing the call button. despite the fact that we are right here to serve you, we don't savour being called into the cabin in simple terms so as that we assist you to grasp that 'no, we're not there yet'. thank you and enjoy your flight to anyplace this airplane is headed" And yet another. "simply by a team of little bumps interior the air, and a few larger ones, we should not be popping out with the beverages for a on an identical time as. whilst the bumpies end, then we are going to hold them to you. in case you're under 21, or act such as you're under 21, we can't serve you alcohol. we are additionally out of right here beverages. Orange soda, root beer, coke, weight loss software coke, orange juice, apple juice, grape juice, and water. That leaves grape soda. savour" Yeah, they are in a position to be fantastically humorous specially situations. Makes flying that plenty much less complicated.
2016-12-12 17:12:45 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are single women thin and married women fat?
Because when a single woman comes home and looks in the fridge and there is nothing ... she goes to bed
Married women come home and there is nothing in the bed ... so she goes to the fridge
2006-09-28 18:40:42 · answer #4 · answered by Blondie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was wearing the very pants I planned to take to the dry cleaners
2006-09-28 19:13:13 · answer #5 · answered by D M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If life is truly fair,Bill Gates has a 1 inch penis.
2006-09-28 18:09:01 · answer #6 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All the things I enjoy are either fattening, illegal or immoral.
2006-09-28 19:03:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait for the other person to diss you first and slp itback harder in their face.
2006-09-28 19:05:09 · answer #8 · answered by bigtoejoe5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah... if Bill Gates has a 3.5inch floppy :)
2006-09-28 18:20:03 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
come on, my hard drive quit .....
2006-09-28 18:29:33 · answer #10 · answered by hey you 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋