By the way, I'm an exotic dancer at PussyCats night club and I'm a little strapped for cash right now because I just paid my Fredricks of Hollywood bill. So, could I just slip an IOU good for one free lap dance into the tithing plate?
2006-09-28 17:54:08 · 10 answers · asked by Ask Donna 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus loved the dancers! He didn't turn his back on them like some of you.
2006-09-28 17:59:24 · update #1
I don't know would your electric company or landlord accept that as payment...probably not.
2006-09-28 18:00:26 · answer #1 · answered by ~Mrs. D~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Matthew 12:33 - 35 (NIV Bible)
Make a tree good and its fruit will be good, or make a tree bad and its fruit will be bad, for a tree is recognized by its fruit.
You brood of vipers, how can you who are evil say anything good? For out of the overflow of the heart the mouth speaks.
Fake, phony, shallow human being
2006-09-29 01:05:44 · answer #2 · answered by darlndanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus dancers were not near-naked.
Beware making fun of Jesus. Don't take the Lord's name in vain.
uhoh---666
2006-09-29 01:01:38 · answer #3 · answered by winkcat 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
We love you. More importantly, God loves you.
Keep your money,buy yourself some groceries and don't worry about any I.O.U.s. either. When you want to show your appreciation to God for his awesome love and kindness, ask Him what would be good for you to give. You will know it when he shows you. But don't give anything until then.
2006-09-29 01:12:13 · answer #4 · answered by jesusisthe1foryou 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting, your total points are 666.
2006-09-29 00:58:48 · answer #5 · answered by RM 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
fo shizzle but i want a little action after the dance
2006-09-29 09:12:53 · answer #6 · answered by whynotaxpimpdon 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're a little girl in a boys body
2006-09-29 01:05:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be really Bored
right?
2006-09-29 00:56:57 · answer #8 · answered by snuggels102 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no thanks
have you been to church in 20 years
2006-09-29 00:57:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
NO
2006-09-29 00:58:57 · answer #10 · answered by norm s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋