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2006-09-28 16:49:48 · 5 answers · asked by Michael M 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q: What is the definition of a shock absorber?
A: A careless electrician
After an electrician finished repairing some faulty wiring in an attorney's home he handed him the the bill.
''Four hundred dollars! For an hour's work?'' cried the attorney, ''That's ridiculous! Why I'm an attorney and I don't charge that much.''
To which the electrician replied, ''Funny, when I was an attorney I didn't either!''
2006-09-28 16:53:23 · answer #1 · answered by TY 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are old electricians
and there are bold electricians
but there are no old bold electricians
2006-09-28 19:28:37 · answer #2 · answered by D M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Electrician Jokes
2017-02-23 08:36:11 · answer #3 · answered by linares 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll tell you how long I've been an electrician.
You know when God said "and let there be light"?...
...I threw the switch.
2006-09-28 17:18:01 · answer #4 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a newly married Electician asked his wife after his 1st meeting night" darling what pleaser u find"? ."High laord n less Voltage" his wife said.
2006-09-28 17:15:33 · answer #5 · answered by sanat 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋