Here's a Mc Donald's Job Application, that i though it was really cute.?

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Mc Donalds Job Application

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.



PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries

Answer 1

Ha ha! Good one!

Answer 2

Don't do it by phone. Go to the store, and talk to the store manager. The store manager is normally there between 6 AM and 2 PM. Sometimes longer. Just don't go during a rush. Go between 9-11 AM. That's when the breakfast rush is over and before the lunch rush begins. I always like to see applicants in person rather than bouncing calls back and fourth. It also shows more that you actually want the job.

Answer 3

That's Great! I have to add that my brother was a manager at a fast food joint and when people came in to fill out an application in jeans, t-shirts and/or hats he'd throw the application away after they left. They didn't even get a chance because they were not dressed appropriately.

Answer 4

That's great. More employers should appreciate honesty and a sense of humor. It seems nowadays that everyone has a fancy resume that they paid a professional to make up for them. They all sound like CEO material.

Answer 5

sounds like the Aries answered all her
questions correctly and I would hire you
in a minute with that sense of humor-
you would get along with the public
just fine...

Answer 6

i worked at mickey d's for almost 5 yrs and was a manager at the time i left. i have all kinds of stuff on the apps. that was a good one

Answer 7

Heard it before. But cute the second time around.

Answer 8

They didn't hire him because he was honest and big corps don't like funny. They hired him because they hire everyone just like WalMart

Answer 9

Wow! i have to say that he is very honest. I'm glad they hired him, because if there a missing a burger, he will admit that he ate it.

Answer 10

niiiiice

i especially like the 'sign here' i would have never thought of that