two vampire bats are hanging in a tree just before dawn, when one says to the other, 'did you hear that? my belly just rumbled. I’ve gotta get some food.' his pal tells him that it is far too dangerous as the sun will be up soon, but he promises to be quick, and takes off
within a minute, he’s back on the branch, blood dripping from his mouth
'that was quick, where did you go?' asks his pal in astonishment
'well see that tree over there?'
'yeah.'
well I didn’t.'
2006-09-28 15:52:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha that's great!
2006-09-28 15:54:31 · answer #1 · answered by Princess Piper 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When i satrted reading it i thought it was a riddle but when i read the whole thing it was a joke instead. you could actually make that into a riddle and that would be so funny. LOL!!!!!!!! HaHaHaHa!!!!!!!
2006-09-28 17:23:52 · answer #2 · answered by KrystalKlear 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, and I had to read it twice to get it!
2006-09-28 16:00:56 · answer #3 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have to say that one was really funny!
You made me laugh out loud! Thanks
2006-09-28 15:56:31 · answer #4 · answered by CahabaLily 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He must have been blind as a bat!!
2006-09-28 20:44:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's funny. a good one to share with my son.. thanks for the laugh yo.
2006-09-28 15:55:27 · answer #6 · answered by crazynanner 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-28 19:47:21 · answer #7 · answered by D M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋