Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Billy. "No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.
2006-09-28 14:51:33 · 19 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha, that's pretty good. Here's something I heard once, which was taken down by a stenographer, so this was actually said by a lawer:
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
2006-09-28 14:56:53 · answer #1 · answered by ♀♥♂☮Trippy Hippie☮♂♥♀ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-25 01:40:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A. A good start.
2006-09-28 14:55:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear they tried test studies on lawyers taking Viagra? It just made them taller.
2006-09-28 15:01:06 · answer #4 · answered by Pundit Bandit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, thats kind of funny, thanx 4 the laugh budd!
2006-09-28 14:53:27 · answer #5 · answered by [♥moi♥] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that'sa good one but i takes a lil whiel to get it hehhe
2006-09-28 15:01:46 · answer #6 · answered by BaByGrL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww, that's cute!
2006-09-28 15:12:26 · answer #7 · answered by Randomgal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it.
2006-09-28 14:53:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololololol
2006-09-28 16:24:19 · answer #9 · answered by jqdsilva 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perfect !!!
2006-09-28 14:53:33 · answer #10 · answered by bob r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋