A couple just got a new house. The husband turned to his wife and ask her to go to the hardware store and get a door hinge for him. She kindly agreed and left.
When she got to the hardware store, got the hinge, and put it on the counter in fornt of the clerk. He noticed that she didn't have any screws for it, so he asked her ''Do you want a screw for that hinge?''
She looked back at him and said ''No, but I'll blow you for that toaster in the window
2006-09-28 14:47:44 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
at least it's better than the ghost jokes.
2006-09-28 14:51:06 · answer #1 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It''s a Step Up from the Ghost Joke...your on the right track again.
2006-09-29 10:35:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope it's a four-slice toaster
2006-09-28 21:50:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would never happen. A man would never send a woman to the hardware store. Duh!
2006-09-28 21:55:11 · answer #4 · answered by Pope 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor hoe!!!
2006-09-28 22:39:17 · answer #5 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh! LOL. LOL.
2006-09-29 17:17:06 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋