A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."
The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"
"Just rub toilet paper between them."
Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"
"I don't know, but it worked for your butt."
2006-09-28 12:57:35 · 22 answers · asked by bugguy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA that's a REALLY good one!!!
well, try one of mine since you gave me a good laugh,
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table when a hot blonde walks up and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. "I hope you don't mind," she says to the two men, "but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." She strips naked and rolls the dice.
As the dice come to a stop, she jumps up and down screams, "I WON I WON!!"
She then hugs both the dealers, picks up her money and her clothes, and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.
Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll, anyway?"
The other answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching."
2006-09-28 14:19:28 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG this is so funny they had this one on Queens of Comedy I love this joke
2006-09-28 13:09:02 · answer #2 · answered by Lady_Envy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-28 13:38:04 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL but why is she in the bar?
2006-09-28 13:01:41 · answer #4 · answered by sp1nkxter 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that ws very funny i would like to hear more
2006-09-28 13:13:53 · answer #5 · answered by Vulcan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha funny
2006-09-28 13:20:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha he he
2006-09-28 13:01:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats old.
2006-09-28 13:00:49 · answer #8 · answered by Susan L 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds funny to me..
2006-09-28 13:12:34 · answer #9 · answered by r0ckfiesta 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one lol
2006-09-28 13:22:40 · answer #10 · answered by roxypanther5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋