blonde jokes?

what did the blonde say after having multiple orgasms?

"Nice job, team!"

2006-09-28 13:23:18 · answer #1 · answered by ♫ sf_ca ღ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

I got 2 blond jokes, but they're kinda long, but please read it!!!

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"

Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

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A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds." When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 40 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?" The blonde nodded... "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day." "From hunger, you mean?", asked the doctor." No, from skipping."

2006-09-28 20:08:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”

2006-09-28 20:13:47 · answer #3 · answered by cary 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋

how do you make a blond commit suicide?
throw a mirror in the swimming pool

2006-09-28 21:36:18 · answer #4 · answered by Robert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

how do you know if a blonde did your landscaping?
the bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

2006-09-28 20:12:45 · answer #5 · answered by jon michael 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Why do blondes have bruises around their bellybuttons??
Blonde guys are dumb too.

2006-09-28 20:03:50 · answer #6 · answered by sheetmetalroofer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Why do blondes wear panties? To keep their ankles warm.

2006-09-28 19:52:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

From a blond- thanks for the jokes- they are all funny! (yes i get them all)

2006-09-28 21:11:09 · answer #8 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

nope

2006-09-29 02:56:24 · answer #9 · answered by D M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

What do you call o blonde with half a brain? -----------------

''GIFTED"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-09-28 20:50:28 · answer #10 · answered by rjr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋

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