One day a man and his wife went to play golf. The man told his wife to be careful because there were alot of very expensive mansions surrounding the golf course. She dais " don't worry honey I will". Next thing yiou know the wifes golf ball goes through one of the masions woindows. So the husband and wife go to the mansion to see what the damage is. They knock on the door and no answers, so they knock again. The man tries the door and it's open. So they walk in. Down the stair comes a firgure, turns out to be a genie. The genie says, " thank you so much, I've been trapped here for years.. I'll grant you three wishes, anything you want, BUT you have to grant me one first!
The man says sure. What'd you want. The genie replies " I've been here for years and miss the company of a women. Allow me to sleep with your wife.
The man thinking this is imposible because he is a genie says sure.
The next morning he goes back and finds his wife in bed with the genie and a HUGE smile on her face.
2006-09-28 12:26:26 · 12 answers · asked by ♥♥Soon to Be Mrs.F♥♥ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
As the genie walks down the stairs and out the door, the man says " Hey what about my three wishes?"
The genie replies " Your a 35 year old man and still beleive in genies. Oh, but bye the way, thanks Your wife was great, And i think I will buy this house!"
2006-09-28 12:27:33 · update #1
lmao
2006-09-28 13:26:47 · answer #1 · answered by ♫ sf_ca ღ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My spouse is presently into the entire vampire / romance novel element. She also does the chocolate and specially situations receives her motor reved flirting with some youthful stud, inspite of the reality that she not often admits it and nevertheless factors the finger of blame at me. and she or he by no skill consists of it previous flirting. So in reality the guy is "undesirable" and the female is "sturdy" no mater what they somewhat do.
2016-11-25 01:22:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that joke is way too old, and too long. How about this one though, whats the difference between a woman in church and one in the bath? One has hope in her soul, and the other has soap......
2006-09-28 12:39:47 · answer #3 · answered by tomhale138 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not the version i heard.
2006-09-28 12:29:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i heard a different version and it was funnier sorry ♥
2006-09-28 13:39:08 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good!
2006-09-28 12:33:19 · answer #6 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry not too funny
2006-09-28 12:47:33 · answer #7 · answered by tea cup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2006-09-28 12:33:08 · answer #8 · answered by Innocent 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke.
2006-09-28 13:29:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HOW FUNNY
2006-09-28 12:31:56 · answer #10 · answered by slaboochie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋