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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, why did he give me one?

2006-09-28 11:55:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I'm not claiming to be funny just that I have a sense of humor.

2006-09-28 11:57:58 · update #1

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We're going to hell because THE BIBLE SAYS SO.

LMAO!!!

:-)

2006-09-28 11:57:30 · answer #1 · answered by Alert! -10 Points 2 · 1 0

jesus didnt give you a sense of humor. And is that really a sense of humor? or just a bunch of words you find amusing?

2006-09-28 19:00:05 · answer #2 · answered by babsa_90 4 · 0 1

How the hell do u hump jesus hes in heaven..

2006-09-28 18:57:11 · answer #3 · answered by dunhate235 5 · 1 0

You can't be going there because you are already there.It's time to repent if you want to go somewhere.You still have time to get ready for Heaven because Jesus is coming to take some of us home.

2006-09-28 19:00:06 · answer #4 · answered by catsclaw 6 · 0 1

Jesus was a laugh riot!

Most of His "miracles" were really just practical jokes.

He especially loved the expression on everyone's face when he walked on water.

2006-09-28 18:58:25 · answer #5 · answered by Jay 6 · 1 1

You'd have to do something way worse than this to go to hell!Your safe, now go do something constructive!

2006-09-28 18:59:42 · answer #6 · answered by Silva 6 · 1 1

How did you ever get the idea you were funny? Not funny just stupid!

2006-09-28 18:57:18 · answer #7 · answered by Olivia 4 · 1 1

he has a sense of humor
thats why its so fun to laught at christians

2006-09-28 18:56:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

No, but I don't believe in hell, so I don't believe anyone can go there.

2006-09-28 18:57:23 · answer #9 · answered by AstralFairy 2 · 1 1

Just accept him then you can do whatever you want.

2006-09-28 18:57:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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