One Day a man is walking the beach and finds a lamp. He rubs it and out pops a Genie. The Genie says, " Thanks for letting me out of that lamp. I've been in there for 400 years. You have three wishes, what will they be?"
The man replies" I want a red 69 Convetable Mustang"
Your wish is granted. poof the car appeared
What is your next request
"I want the car filled to the brim with $100 bills!"
Your wish is granted, and the car was filled.
And your last wish sir?
"I want to be irisistable to women."
Poof, he was transformed into a candy bar!
Haha, i know it sounds better when it's said. hopefully it reads ok!
2006-09-28 11:01:57 · 17 answers · asked by ♥♥Soon to Be Mrs.F♥♥ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what the hell is up with all the OMGs i mean seriously u ppl need 2 get a life if u have enough time 2 actually sit there and type that
(or have the nerve to copy excactly what some1 else typed and then put it as ur answer)
2006-09-28 11:51:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man was taking a horse back ride through the woods one afternoon when all of a sudden the horse reared back because of a snake laying in the trail ahead. Instantly the man pulled out his rifle and took aim on the snake! The snake hollered "please don't shoot me sir, I am a magical snake and have the ability to grant you 3 wishes if you spare my life!" The man figured- what do I have to loose, what's one more snake in the world. "Ok", the man said "I want to be the most attractive man in the world, I want to be the wealthiest man in the world and third I want to be as well endowed as this horse I am riding." The snake replied "go home to bed and when you wake your wishes will be fullfilled." When the man woke he found himself in a beautiful mansion with marbled floors and gold fixtures adorning the entire room, he gazed into a nearby mirror and couldn't believe how incredibly hansome he was. Next he dropped his pants and yelled- "sh!^ I forgot I was riding Ol' Betsy yesterday!"
2006-09-28 18:26:57 · answer #2 · answered by schlepp 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-09-28 18:04:15 · answer #3 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol but he didnt even need that wish cas wemon like money and mustangs
2006-09-28 18:36:52 · answer #4 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEHEHE! I'm gonna use that next time I wanna tell a joke.
2006-09-28 18:06:44 · answer #5 · answered by Agnostic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hungry now.
2006-09-28 18:04:09 · answer #6 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one... the guy above me is an ***!
2006-09-28 18:07:07 · answer #7 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like your stlye, cute and cheerful.......WOW YOU HAD TRIPLETS ANSWER YOUR (i would say question but its not) JOKE......
2006-09-28 18:04:52 · answer #8 · answered by pixilated 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny indeed... you made me laugh.
Thanks
2006-09-28 18:05:32 · answer #9 · answered by Ilham Aliyev 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO!
2006-09-28 19:17:43 · answer #10 · answered by Ohai. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋