2006-09-28 10:41:57 · 24 answers · asked by juicy 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
LIKE FATHER LIKE SON
one day a man walked in on his son masterbating. he said "now son if you dont stop masterbating, you'll go blind!" the son replies, "hey dad am over here!"
2006-09-28 12:53:17 · answer #1 · answered by rusty red 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Juicy you are the greatest and we all are cheering for you "let the rough end drag and the slick end slide , because the chicken is nothing but a big bird and its better than snuff and not as dusty " "Im wild and wooly and full of fleas and have never been curred below the knees"
2006-09-28 10:49:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
~7 kinds of sex
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of
sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This
kind of
sex happens when you first meet someone and you
both
have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This
is
when you have been with your partner for a short
time
and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere,
even
in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This
is
when you have been with your partner for a long
time.
Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have
sex
only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This
is
when you have been with your partner for too long.
When you pass each other in the hallway you both
say
"screw you".
The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This
is
when you cannot stand your wife any more. She
takes
you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means
you
get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and
Nun
at night.
OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kind of sex - Social
Security Sex. You get a little each month. But
not
enough to live on!~~~> ;o}
2006-09-28 10:47:54 · answer #3 · answered by dreamzzz102 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am the right person for that..i thing.Email me if u want.i had a nightmare and i cant sleep.Bloody nightmares!Have u ever had the feeling of falling?The last time i had this feeling i waked up on the floor with a black cloud on my ***.It was very painfull.I couldnt sit to a chair for days!
2006-09-28 11:05:11 · answer #4 · answered by Tzatzikomouris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the worm say to the Caterpillar? Hey where did you get the fur coat? Hahaha! Smile sunshine.
2006-09-28 10:46:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man goes in to see his doctor. Gets examined,the doc shakes his head. Man says;"Just tell me the bad news,I can take it." Doc says ;I'm sorry but you don't have much longer to live. 10..." Man says ;"Omg ! 10 what...10 years...10 months....10 weeks...10 days? Just tell me " Doc continues "....9...8...7...6...5........" Sorry,not really a cheery little joke is it?
2006-09-28 10:52:28 · answer #6 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch a funny film - or leave it all to the weekend cuz its friday tomorrow - go out with some pals!
2006-09-28 10:49:21 · answer #7 · answered by ♥HELLO♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Deep down you know the solution to your problem. i suggest have i nice warm bath and hot chocolate or glass of wine. Just relax and chill, forget about everything else do something for yourself.
2006-09-28 10:50:18 · answer #8 · answered by Some Guy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how come you can ask that i got a violation notice but i hope you cheer up smile and the world smiles with you cry and you cry alone i don't know who said that but its bollocks
2006-09-28 10:57:56 · answer #9 · answered by ladybird 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sit here before you
And press these keys and think
Should I send a smiley
Should I send a wink
2006-09-28 11:43:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋