2006-09-28 10:28:48 · 19 answers · asked by huskeyhips 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
2006-09-28 10:55:44 · answer #1 · answered by answermann 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
When I guy comes up too me and trips on purose then says he's fallen for me uhh. ohhh and the hole I need a map because I'm lost in ur eyes. But the worst is hole poem.
2006-09-28 11:32:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Used on me in Dallas Texas entering a parking lot of a bar: (I'm a guy, and the young girl using this nearly hit my Daytona Turbo with her Mustang.
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Hey, you don't want to go in there. You want to go home with me.
After looking at her, I decided, HELL no I don't! :-D
2006-09-29 00:31:14 · answer #3 · answered by Dat MrE Guy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok. the one about the cell phone was used on me,and the one about the unfertilized eggs was soo cute. the worst one was used on me the night after unsatisfying sex,with my now hubby of ten years I have since taught him the Way!),was " will you marry me?" I said no,and he said, how was it? Was it as good for you as it was for me? and i said," no, I've had better." Later it was used in a Jim Carrey movie," liar liar."
2006-09-28 11:38:12 · answer #4 · answered by Dragonflygirl 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Man walked up to me in the city courthouse and said "I wana do the dog with you" and nodded toward the rest room.
Jeez
2006-09-28 10:31:47 · answer #5 · answered by eddie9551 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Was your Daddy a traffic cop, 'cause you got Fine written all over you...
I swear to god some dude used this one on me.
2006-09-28 10:34:41 · answer #6 · answered by Free Spirit 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I dont use pick up lines. I just need to be myself.
I have others use this one on me though.
"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
2006-09-28 11:08:42 · answer #7 · answered by creskin 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Did it hurt when you fell from the sky? Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
2006-09-28 10:32:59 · answer #8 · answered by Babydoll 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Hi, what's your name? -------------That's a beautiful name but you might have to remind me in the morning. My name is ---------- but all my girlfriends call me Maxwell House because I'm gooood 'till the last drop!
2006-09-28 11:38:27 · answer #9 · answered by schlepp 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Do you believe in the hereafter? Cause you know what I'm here after.
:(
2006-09-28 10:30:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
"Can I borrow your cellphone to call 911, because you are on fire!"
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
2006-09-28 10:46:48 · answer #11 · answered by Shrinkydinks 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋