I have a "funny crap" book and i'm looking to add more to it....
2006-09-28 10:26:51 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Don't come running to me when you break both your legs
or
Is anyone sitting there - with the person pointing to an empty chair...
2006-09-28 10:28:45 · answer #1 · answered by sean6045 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Custard
2006-09-28 10:40:23 · answer #2 · answered by Biffy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have the book bout the most destructive things or sumthin and those are good and then theres one that its like
Person:#1"I'm gonna kill ya and ur fam!"
Person:#2"Not if I do that first!"
its funny but if u dun get it then i guess its not funny....hmmm
2006-09-28 10:45:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dee Dee Dee
2006-09-28 10:39:26 · answer #4 · answered by Coche 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dog pecker gnat
mule hair
poot
tallywhacker
Uranus(butt it's a planet)
c o c k(rooster)
people named Dick(They can't help it but it's funny to hear)
Where did you have it last?(that's more aggravating when looking for something)
2006-09-28 11:03:33 · answer #5 · answered by cave dude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pickle Weasle- from that '70s show. Me and my kids laugh every time someone says it.
2006-09-28 11:43:24 · answer #6 · answered by schlepp 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When you are arguing and you use the word A** at the end:
Yo dumb A**, yo fat A**
2006-09-28 11:29:50 · answer #7 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
congratulations son yous a meathead
2006-09-28 10:56:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Things are more like they are right now than they have ever been"
Pres. Gerald Ford
2006-09-28 10:30:53 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Suga Booger... That's what I call my boyfriend
2006-09-28 10:49:12 · answer #10 · answered by 1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋