my girlfriend and i split up a few days ago because she is seeing someone else but wont say who , about the same time my so called best friend has declared that he has got a mystery girlfriend but wont tell anybody who she is . i have found out that they were having an affair behind my back and she left me to be with him .
my friend hasnt got a clue that i know about it is going away on saturday for a dirty weekend with his " mystery "girlfriend and i am supposed to be going out for a drink with him on friday .
i want to know is there anything other than laxatives i can put in his drink or on his food to give him sickness and diarea ( sp ) for a few days to ruin their weekend ?
thanks for your help and i know some wont agree with me but this is the only way i can get revenge without them knowing because after this weekend i never want to see either of them again
2006-09-28 09:57:53 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Remember this :'Revenge is a plate that you serve cold'
Be wise, take your time
2006-09-28 10:00:56 · answer #1 · answered by Lisa 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
While I do believe revenge is a dish best served cold, I also believe the best revenge is being happy without them. Apparently they deserve each other, neither of them seem to have any morals. You said you wanted to put something in his drink, why not hers too~she's just as bad. Either way, I've seen too many episodes of CSI to know that what you're planning is a disaster in the making. It doesn't take much for it to all come back on you. Find yourself a nice Loyal girl & get on with your life. Let Karma deal with those cheaters.
2006-09-28 10:07:15 · answer #2 · answered by yobaby 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you think he'd go for it try and get him so drunk when your out with him and get some girl to drape herself all over him take some pictures then ring your ex the next day say you miss her blah blah tell her even ( your friend ) has a new girlfriend and he found a new woman last night,,,,,,why does he get 2 when you dont have one.
Shes obviuosly gonna ask him!!!!
I mean why would you lie..............
You are better of not doing anything physical........jusy mess with there minds like they've done to you,
If you know where they are going for the weekend ring up and cancel the room too.
If you know any of her or his card details ring and cancel their credit cards.
Do you need me to go on.
2006-09-28 10:06:26 · answer #3 · answered by pixilated 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
30 asprin should do it, only kidding maybe 40, yup thats a definate.
Say you will have a tequila contest for old times sake. Then say have you tried the lastest way?
Get him to pour salt on his arm and then grab an ice cube and hold it to the salt. It will scar him for life and ruin his weekend. You better hope then that it is your girlfriend or you've just lost a friend.
2006-09-28 10:05:14 · answer #4 · answered by Halox 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont bother with the revenge thank yourself lucky you now know what kind of people they are and they are out of your life. Be the bigger person here and look at the positives that can come from this. With a girlfriend and a "best mate" like that you are better off without them.
2006-09-28 10:02:53 · answer #5 · answered by ##**DREAMER** 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I Love the viagra thing and the ex-lax thats the perfict thing to do.!!!
you should really do it no turning back!
when hes had a few drinks give him the ex-lax with viagra that should make him have a great night on top of that weekedn too. lol
2006-09-28 10:07:43 · answer #6 · answered by katiy n 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you tell him you've arranged a suprise party for your (his) girlfriend on the Sunday night and then tell the girlfriend you have arranged a surprise party for your mate on Sunday night and that it has to be kept a secret you'll think of a good reason for having it ...they will both feel obliged to be there obviously, and then when they roll up have a handfull of your mates and yourself welcome them to "Lowlifes of the Year" party...They'll be sprung badly! Of course please make sure that you actually know 100% that they are on together or you could ruin some real good friendships
2006-09-28 10:17:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Id love to know the answer to this, but I dont know what you could slip in his drink. Find out where they are staying and cancel the booking or slash his tyres wish I knew other ways to get back at them.
2006-09-28 10:04:03 · answer #8 · answered by charlie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
let's just say it's not your ex who he's seeing...what if it happens to be another girl...and if it is your ex well so be it...let the both of them have their fun...i bet it won't last long because their being dirty...now i dnt know but i'm pretty sure your friend is aware of the situation that's going on with you and your ex...he could be saying all this crap about this mystery girl just to upset you don't fall in his trap...if it his her you will find out trust me...but don't seek revenge because you wouldnt want revenge to seek you...just let that b!tch name karma do the job...
2006-09-28 10:12:44 · answer #9 · answered by tanya m 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Itching powder in his pants, or if you cant get itching powder then hot chilli powder works nicely too.
If he has expensive aftershave, tip it down the sink and replace it with spars own brand cheap whiskey or brandy.
Buy a pair of cheap black socks and put his smart white shirt on a boil wash with them.
Not that i have any experience in these matters or anything...
2006-09-28 10:05:44 · answer #10 · answered by neogriff 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pour brake fluid all over his car, it works,lol definatley do laxatives in his food an drink but then do it to her aswell as she went behind ur back in the first place good luck mate, there not all the same as her lol ps u could just kill them both lol
2006-09-28 10:04:42 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋