My current favourite is....
Whats brown and sticky?
A stick!!
2006-09-28 09:39:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines!
2006-09-28 09:40:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
2006-09-28 14:52:52 · answer #2 · answered by Robert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
2006-09-28 16:26:34 · answer #3 · answered by summerbrze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick
2006-09-28 09:41:40 · answer #4 · answered by xox_bass_player_xox 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A terrosist calls the white house and says hello i have kidnapped five black people hello..............dial tone
hope yall get it
2006-09-28 10:24:18 · answer #5 · answered by Z-ro T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough boy bends over....
HIS DONUTS!!
Ahhhahahaaaaaaa
2006-09-28 10:13:46 · answer #6 · answered by . . * h o n e y * . . 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what do you call an Italian person with one arm shorter than the other?
a speech impediment :)
2006-09-28 10:22:17 · answer #7 · answered by thedaybear 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Man walked into a bar....banged his head!!
2006-09-28 09:43:57 · answer #8 · answered by dreamer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a fish without an eye?
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Fsh.
2006-09-28 11:10:15 · answer #9 · answered by pompeii 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whats green and smells like pork?
kermits finger
Broc
2006-09-28 09:42:54 · answer #10 · answered by mr.broc 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋