Psychic Reading. You are not where you want to be financially in your life at this point. You feel pulled in a lot of directions.People don't completely understand you.
Talking to the dead. I am getting a short name 3 or 4 letters starting with a B, a J, or an M. Once you feed me their name and give me some visual cues your loved one will no longer mumble their name and speak in perfect English.I will speak in many Vague references. My misses will be cut to the editing room floor.
2006-09-28 09:23:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
To the comedically challenged, this is a sarcastic joke.
2006-09-28 09:32:26 · update #1
You just read John Edwards book. You are not a real psychic. I call you out for a psychic read off. I am not a douche.(south park)
It is all coming to me now. You between 5' 2" and 7' 0". You are between 90lbs, and 490lbs. You are not totally happy, but are not totally sad. In a few days, an event will occur. This event will effect you. (about 99.99% of the population, but most people who ask for a reading are going to believe what ever I tell them)
Now for your dead relative. The relative is between 5' 2", and 7' 0"............This relative says hi. This relative wants me to remind you of the thing you 2 used to do together. The relative says in a few days you will make a choice. This choice will not be difficult, but not easy.....Thank you, thank you. Now don't forget to buy a
T-shirt, and my book on the way out.
2006-09-28 13:30:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For real Afterlife Communication - Connecting to the Other Side http://www.psychic-junkie.com/afterlife-communication.html
2006-09-28 18:35:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am going to do a psychic reading and talk to the dead!?
You ask??
I suppose you are!
Say good by to Multi $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
2006-09-28 16:26:31 · answer #3 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, those people on TV are a bunch of fruitcakes.
2006-09-28 16:32:11 · answer #4 · answered by Ana 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
remind me not to go to you for a reading
you obviously havent seen good ones at work
2006-09-28 16:31:35 · answer #5 · answered by Peace 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Please say hi to Lucky my dearly departed Beagle and Elvis not the King the custodian at my pre school.
Thanks.
2006-09-28 16:29:21 · answer #6 · answered by Chiprat 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You must have a lot of time to waste
2006-09-28 16:25:40 · answer #7 · answered by I I 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hi, that's a no. no. let the dead rest.
2006-09-28 16:43:36 · answer #8 · answered by thomas 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this aint witchcraft section here....it wont help WASTE of time.. theyre sleeping in graves
2006-09-28 16:26:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
are you a foreign *** or a terrorist, or maybe you really are from this soil.
2006-09-28 16:31:37 · answer #10 · answered by gailtanner11 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋