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well, it's funny now that you're an adult and u realize it wasn't true!

ex: my mom used to tell me that if i so much moved the stove(gas one); the whole house would explote...

2006-09-28 09:03:55 · 17 answers · asked by Alexandra 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting Parenting

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Can't think of one that my parents told me but here's a good one from my husbands childhood!

His parents told him that his Mom was having fingernails and gum removed from her stomach once when she had to have surgery. He couldn't have been more than 8 years old.

After we got married, he asked me at what age do women have to have fingernails and gum removed....I couldn't stop laughing!

I later called his Mom and she had told me that she had gone in to have her tubes tied and couldn't think of a good way to explain that one to her 8 year old son!

2006-09-28 09:08:16 · answer #1 · answered by Older Sister 4 · 2 0

One time, I refused to go to the bathroom before a long car ride. So my mom told me of a girl who was in a car accident with a full bladder and to this day she has to pee through a tube. I got scared and believed her! Only to find out years later she made the whole thing up.

2006-09-28 09:12:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I must have been like 5 when I asked my mom what a whore was.

She looked at me like I just ate a kitten then calmly said "A whore is a woman who has babies for men."

Which didn't really make sense to me, because I basically understood that women have babies and it takes a man to make a baby. I laugh about it sometimes still.

2006-09-28 09:36:30 · answer #3 · answered by sovereign_carrie 5 · 0 0

i exploit to have an obesseion with washing my fingers. Lol i develop into weird and wonderful. also, I not in any respect wore clothing. I hated them. i don't understand what 'Shreddies' are yet in case you carry a 'sq. Shreddie' at an attitude, it might want to, in result, come a 'Diamond Shreddie'. yet when that wasn't accessible i'd pick Diamond Shreddies bc i like diamonds.

2016-12-06 08:08:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My older sister who is 10 years older told me when I was little that if I swallowed the black watermelon seeds that on would start growing in my stomach, get too big and I would die. I didn't eat watermelon for about 2 years and it was and still is my favorite fruit...

My friends mom told her that hickes would give her cancer (so that she wouldnt get them) and so in high school I had gotten one and my friend goes be carful those give you cancer, my mom told me when I was younger. It took everything I had not to laugh my a.s.s. off

2006-09-28 10:45:07 · answer #5 · answered by Trouble 3 · 0 0

They told me all the world's knowledge could be had on Yahoo Answers.

2006-09-28 09:11:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you know the noise when water is getting close to boiling? My mom used to tell me that it was the microbes screaming because they were dying! And I believed her, too!

2006-09-28 09:12:58 · answer #7 · answered by AntoineBachmann 5 · 1 0

My mom always told me the truth and so did my dad.

2006-09-28 09:04:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

When my mom told me about the birds and the bees, she called it "humping"

2006-09-28 09:05:08 · answer #9 · answered by Chris C 3 · 0 0

That my mom has eyes in the back of her head.. yea rite..lol

2006-09-28 09:26:45 · answer #10 · answered by Chelly 2 · 0 0

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