The policeman signals to a car driver to pull over to the side of the road, due to the fact that he appears to be driving erratically. He walks up to the driver and says, "You appear to have been drinking!"
The driver, answers, "No sir, I am just tired."
The policeman looks into the car and notices that the driver is a priest! He also notices that there is an empty bottle on the floor. He says to the driver, "What is, or should I say was in this bottle?
The driver answers, "Water!"
The policeman says, "No it's not, it's wine!"
The driver looks up to the heavens and says, "Hallelujah Jesus, you done it again!"
2006-09-28 08:55:49 · 13 answers · asked by missmozee 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha!! I will have to use that one on my wife the next time she catch me buying beer.
2006-09-28 08:58:40 · answer #1 · answered by Taco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!
2006-09-28 15:57:56 · answer #2 · answered by Steve B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-09-28 16:01:03 · answer #3 · answered by Tom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one
2006-09-28 16:09:47 · answer #4 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!!! Water to wine...
2006-09-28 15:58:17 · answer #5 · answered by mochachreme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny, liked it!
2006-09-28 16:11:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well,so he turn water to wine,cool
2006-09-28 16:34:00 · answer #7 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good joke!
2006-09-28 16:14:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny!!!
2006-09-28 18:47:55 · answer #9 · answered by Amber1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really....gay...
2006-09-28 15:59:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋