A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving
violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.
"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?"
"I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk. "Well," says the cop,
"it looks like you've had quite a few.
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding
his arms, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your
car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I
thought I'd gone deaf."
2006-09-28 08:38:44 · 10 answers · asked by butterfly 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that one is pretty good
2006-09-28 08:40:49 · answer #1 · answered by chavito 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Muahahah!
2006-09-29 04:51:23 · answer #2 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is one I havent heard. It's a great joke.
2006-09-28 15:41:56 · answer #3 · answered by vegaschic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very funny one indeed! Good!
2006-09-28 15:41:38 · answer #4 · answered by elektra_1286 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha, Hilarious!!!
2006-09-28 15:40:59 · answer #5 · answered by HardCore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it!!! lol
2006-09-28 15:42:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-28 15:51:42 · answer #7 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!!!! lol
2006-09-28 15:41:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it...?
2006-09-28 15:42:31 · answer #9 · answered by vitamin r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh!
2006-09-28 15:41:47 · answer #10 · answered by Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋