What's the craziest thing you've ever heard a little kid say or saw do?

Answer 1

My 3 yr old came into the room the other day while my husband was watching tv and I was reading the paper. She said something, but we didn't really listen. You know how it is. She got mad and said "MOM!?! Did I wipe good?" I looked up, and there she stood, pants around her ankles, hands pulling her cheeks apart, just so I could check. Lovely. We had to have a conversation about what is and isn't appropriate. But not before I said "Daddy, your daughter is trying to talk to you!"

Answer 2

I Watched This Movie (Documentry) Called Gang Wars Where There Was a 9 Year Old Gangsta Saying He Has Killed People & He Showed The Gun He Owned... He Was Out In The Streets Doing Drive by Shootings At Age 9

Answer 3

LOL!!! the place do I start up! we could see.... one million) a woman grow to be taking the Safari journey and observed the animals roaming around and reported "nicely they could've a minimum of gotten actual animals rather of those animatronic ones." 2) A relatives walked as much as the huge call excursions journey. They stopped on the tip of the walkway next to the "from this element your wait is 15 minutes" sign, even in spite of the indisputable fact that there grow to be no person in line. 15 minutes later, they walked as much as the solid member status on the commencing up of the journey and reported "ok, we've waited our 15 minutes, can we get on the journey now?" 3) a guy traveling with an extremely great party walked into attempt music and reported "we've 103 human beings, can we take a seat mutually?" human beings examine their brains on the gate whilst they enter Disney! LOL!

Answer 4

I taught preschool for many years but and I have a TON of bizarre and funny stories, the funniest one that I can recall is from a poor parent who was completely mortified when she was shopping with her 3 children at Target. As she stood waiting in line, she had her 10 month old up in the seat of the cart. Her 3 year old daughter and 4 year old son sat in the basket art of the cart. Her daughter was being silly and kept kissing her brother all over his face and neck while he squealed and laughed. Eventually he had enough and stated in an extremely loud voice for her to "stop because she was making his pee pee hard"
The entire line went dead silent. She set her item down and walked out of the store, hearing the laughing all the way to the door.

Answer 5

Well, my sweet little angel dropped an "F Bomb" at Easter dinner. But I think my favorite came from my niece when she was about 2. Me, her and her dad were all out for the day, and she had a few "accidents", one of which was poop. She was in the process of being potty trained, so no biggie, we put a diaper on her. They came along while I was at the hairdressers, and she says to her dad, in front of a room full of people, "I sh*t my panties"
For years after that, my hairdresser loved to bring that up!

Answer 6

I went to go watch the Jackass 2 movie and there was a 4 or 5 year old sitting in front of me and he was repeating everything that they were sayin on the movie which isn't something he should say....why the parents brought him? No flippin idea...

Answer 7

One of the children in my care about 6 years ago, used to have this funny saying-- he was 4 years old, and was potty trained but not yet able to bathe properly, so every night when I would be washing him up, he would bend over, spread his butt cheeks and say "get the poopy crumbs out of there". Turns out, he had mastered going potty, yet had not mastered wiping clean. So after a few days of dealing with the "poopy crumbs" I decided it was better to re-teach him how to wipe himself properly.

But to this day, whenever I am dealing with helping to potty train a child,I think about his "poopy crumb" comment.

Answer 8

well, i have a tie for me. My 2nd oldest son can't pronounce the "k" sound, and he is always asking for a "piss and hug".lol. my youngest son was playing outside in a onsie this summer, and when he came close it looked as though he had a super soaked diaper;but when he turned to the side, it looked more like he had dropped a hot wheels or something down the front of his onsie. much to my suprize, he had been playing under his grandmas walnut tree, and had coincedently dropped 2 walnuts into "that area" of his onsie. when i took them out he started yelling " my nuts! give me my nuts back"!
lmao

Answer 9

my gran daughter, at age 3 was eating pancakes and there was
a bottle of Mrs . butter-worth on the table and she looked at the bottle and said Mrs. butter worth say something, please.
and may other gran daughter age 9 the other day looked into the sky(it was sun set)and said grandma I know where heaven is and I said where she said see they got the light on,

Answer 10

My niece calls Curious George "Queerious George" b/c she can't say "curious". When we took her to see the movie she said to an obviously gay man "I love Queerious George. Do you love Queerious?" It was a bit awkward. She also calls her belly her "stummy" (stomach/tummy) and her elbow her "armbow".

My other niece, when she was about 8, said to me as I was drinking a beer in a restaurant "You drink beer?" I said "Yes." She goes, "Do you drink marajuana too? B/c my teacher says if you like beer you might like marajuana too!" I informed her that no, I had never drank marajuana & never inteneded to!