I have rejected Islam, and now my penis seems to be shrinking by about 1/2 cm every day. Today I went to go pee and it had crawled up inside my body cavity like a turtle pulling his head into his shell. I'm circumcised, but you can't tell by looking at it! I had to pinch the head and pull really hard for about 20 seconds to get enough length to keep the urine stream from spraying in random directions.
Have my truthful revelations regarding Islam caused many Muslims to seek hateful revenge and cast an evil curse on me? If my Johnson gets much shorter it will be an INNIE! This is wreaking havoc on my love life! I love a bimbo named Sherzade, but I know she won't marry me if her clit is bigger than my schwampus!
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
2006-09-28 08:16:17 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No. There are no gods to punish you. Sounds like a medical problem. See a doctor.
2006-09-28 08:17:52 · answer #1 · answered by nondescript 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
From the way you've phrased the last part of your question, I'm thinking you've asked this as a joke. Most guys who love a woman won't call her a "bimbo". And a male suffering from such a humiliating problem wouldn't use vulgar terminology such as "johnson" or "schwampus".
That being said, I'm now going to assume you're serious. To me, it sounds like a psychological problem. If you expect bad things to happen to you, they will. If you felt threatened by god in your old religion, then perhaps this is your guilt and fear coming back. Just tell yourself that it's all in your mind. If that doesn't work, perhaps a psychologist or a sex therapist (yes, they do exist) could help.
2006-09-28 08:28:50 · answer #2 · answered by Avie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In God there is no Evil - Rejecting Islam would bring blessings - don't confuse God with evil.
Maybe you should stop eating soo much! The symptoms you described are those of someone gaining weight!
2006-09-28 08:22:11 · answer #3 · answered by Gladiator 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get with the crazy guy on here that also ask what should I do and compare stories. He maybe able to help you and you he. You could find something meaning full to ask that would show that your not a total lost cause but I doubt it.
2006-09-28 08:21:38 · answer #4 · answered by purrfectsandcastle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Repent and ask for mercy with all of your heart. Mocking Islam is one thing...mocking God is very dangerous. If you were a true Muslim you would know this. Also if you were a true Muslim you would never say such disgusting things. Terrorists are NOT true Muslims.
2006-09-28 08:21:33 · answer #5 · answered by Perry L 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are mentally ill and need the help of a therapist. You're unsubtle attack on muslims is apparent that you have underlying sexual issues with them.
2006-09-28 08:35:40 · answer #6 · answered by lydia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An innie isn't the end of the world - it is just the end of your outie.
2006-09-28 08:23:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds more like a medical problem see a doctor
2006-09-28 08:19:49 · answer #8 · answered by s s 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pray to Allah for forgiveness and ask that a camel cross your path and have intercourse with it before you grow a camel toe.
2006-09-28 08:20:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Put on a dress and call yourself Suzan!
2006-09-28 08:17:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋