9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!
5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?
7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-***?
2006-09-28 08:01:29 · 34 answers · asked by melinda 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No its not me talking, it was sent to me and i thought it was funny so i wanted to share :-)
2006-09-28 08:04:55 · update #1
OMG, too funny. You should be a stand up comic. You made me laugh and it's all so very true.
2006-09-28 08:04:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's also the people who are in the express lane at teh supermarket with 20 items instead of 10. No honey Just be cause they're all canned vegetable it doesn't count as one!
2006-09-28 08:08:41 · answer #2 · answered by barbiedart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Thank you.
Perhaps you would also enjoy Jack Handey and Stephen Wright. Here's a sample.
Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
2006-09-28 08:34:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know you didn't write it, but it would be a lot more funny if it wasnt so aggressive. What's with all the damns and hells etc. I found it kindof offensive. It's not necessary, it's funny without that.
2006-09-29 18:13:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it. I have often pondered the same questions. Why don't people think about what they are saying?
I also hate it when people insert "lol" into every statement, even when it's not funny. It's almost as bad as "like, you know..."
2006-09-28 08:05:41 · answer #5 · answered by The Gadfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, I totally agrees with you, these facts are so funny and at the same time, so irritating. How we humans expres ourselves can be so mind-boggling.
2006-09-28 08:22:33 · answer #6 · answered by halokitty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are some funny observations....thanks for the laugh.
2006-09-28 08:04:05 · answer #7 · answered by CJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny and true. i also hate people who, when they're watching the weather forecast and they tell me to be quite when it's showing yesterday's weather
2006-09-28 08:06:39 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is funny. I think i saw it before... but it still made me laugh.
2006-09-28 08:08:36 · answer #9 · answered by Lyrical Goddess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-09-28 08:03:50 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋