i think watching golf is boring
2006-09-28 07:57:51 · 31 answers · asked by organise my funeral a big un 2 in Sports ➔ Golf
There's nothing like sitting down in the morning with the newspaper and having a dump, golf is boring, talked about to much by idiots, they think it's important and a proper game.
2006-09-28 08:17:34 · answer #1 · answered by LondonNick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd rather go for a poo. I'd rather pluck my pubes out with a pair of spoons. I'd rather cut my hair with a set of nail scissors. In fact I'd rather chew my socks after wearing them to the gym than watch golf.
.....anyway golf isn't even in the same league as having a poo. That's poo-ist that is. Poos can be very satisfying.
2006-09-28 15:02:36 · answer #2 · answered by Dr Fill 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For men, having a poo can be the same feeling as a third of an orgasm (thanks for that one God) so I would pick having a poo over watching golf any day of the week.
2006-09-28 15:01:22 · answer #3 · answered by Jonathan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know nothing about sport, and as a lady, I never go to the toilet, but I asked my boyfriend and he said definitely go for a poo as golf is rubbish.
2006-09-28 15:01:42 · answer #4 · answered by princess_la_paz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I get satisfaction out of moving my bowels, so I guess I'd rather poo. Golf is boring!!
2006-09-28 15:00:28 · answer #5 · answered by newmom06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Golf is a sophisticated game that does require a minimal amout of intelligence to understand. Apparently you are not qualified enjoy you poo you are full of it.
2006-09-28 16:39:24 · answer #6 · answered by Brian M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about take a portable tv into the loo
and go for a number 2
while watching what golfers do.
When the golfers do bad what they do
You might say 'oooooo'
and on the out side someone might be thinking
'he's having a constipated poo'
2006-09-28 15:04:42 · answer #7 · answered by vik 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poo while watching golf its a great combo trust me
2006-09-28 19:32:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love watching golf and playing it too!
2006-09-28 21:37:53 · answer #9 · answered by mcbrian2000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
watch golf
2006-09-30 17:16:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋