2006-09-28 07:51:49 · 22 answers · asked by tamara19 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
my elderly neighbours canary cage? Drives me nuts.
2006-09-28 07:52:59 · update #1
Thanks Sam D. But if it poos on my head, i'm shooting it!
2006-09-28 07:57:27 · update #2
Sorry sheila...no, I think I have been misleading with my info. What I'm supposed to have said is my elderly neighbour is in a canary cage. Can I kick it?
2006-09-28 08:01:40 · update #3
But richie, I don't have a chav son?
And Im sorry but I sure as hell wont be getting either old or a canary.
2006-09-28 08:04:36 · update #4
But richie, I don't have a chav son?
And Im sorry but I sure as hell wont be getting either old or a canary.
2006-09-28 08:04:48 · update #5
You have been misleading, you naughty girl! Poor elderly neighbour! Bet it was you who put her in the canary cage in the first place.
Consider these:
Can she still sing beautifully?
Can she predict dangerous emissions of toxic gas?
Is her liver healthy, or is she turning yellow?
Is she really a he? (In which case, put him out of his misery at once!)
Reflect on the poo. Base your answer on that.
Then decide - better to put her down? Or cut her down, and let her scamper naked across the neighbourhood until a cat gets her?
Never, ever kick it! Tough old birds can break your toes.
2006-09-28 08:11:15 · answer #1 · answered by kiteeze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Punt it like a football and say it was an accident if you get caught!!! Oh and by the way i tottaly agree with your extra comment towards the 2 others some people have no sense of humor so there for they shouldnt answer so rudely I still Say Do A KICK AND RUN !!!!
2006-09-28 07:55:59 · answer #2 · answered by brutalA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does it drive you nuts? Is it seed and loose feathers making a mess? Or does the idea of caged canaries drive you nuts?
Kicking it is not the solution however.
2006-09-28 07:55:02 · answer #3 · answered by aliantha2004 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you would like an answer to your question then you need to be more specific. Or you can Just take up space on questions. Facts we know your being driven crazy but a bird cage. Questions: 1. Is their a bird 2. Is the bird outside or inside the house. 3.Is the cage in or out of the house. 4. Do you take care of the cage or bird for you neighbors. Did you see where I'm going with this..............................
2006-09-28 07:58:36 · answer #4 · answered by purrfectsandcastle 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I say, throw some rice in there so the canary will eat it, then it'll expand in it's stomach, then it'll kill the bird. When the couple comes out to find their beloved dead pet, THEN walk up an kick the cage. It'll show them how sorry you are for their loss.
2006-09-29 04:56:45 · answer #5 · answered by andi b 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You'll be old and lonely some day and might be glad of a canary.. it beats having a chav son.
2006-09-28 08:02:00 · answer #6 · answered by richiesown 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, kick the elderly lady instead (joke).
Or if it's causing a real problem you could just talk to your neighbour!
2006-09-28 07:58:16 · answer #7 · answered by Alonsofan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May the bird of everlasting happines fly over you and bless you.
2006-09-28 07:54:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kick the damn thing and if you get caught kick the old lady too and if someone complains kick them!!! basically kick them all and be happy lol xx
2006-09-29 04:29:37 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh just get a cat
2006-09-28 07:54:44 · answer #10 · answered by majesticwife 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋