what is the funniest thing your child has ever done?

Question

i asked my son to draw the curtains as it was getting late and he got a pen and paper and actually drawed a picture of the curtains.and another time we wre running late and i said hurry up get your skates on meaning speed it up.and my daughter was running around trying to find her skates

Answer 1

This is not my kid, but I met a friend in the supermarket a while ago. She was paying for shopping at the check out while her little boy was playing with and empty box he'd found. He had put the box on his head and this old lady walked past and smiled at him and said "My! That's a lovely hat you've got there", to which he took the box off his head, gave the lady a funny look and said in the most serious voice possible for a 5 year old "I think you're confused. This is a box."

Answer 2

my friend's children topped anything mine ever did. They were at a large wedding reception several years ago. During the dinner, the two girls (aged about 5 and 6) ran up to her and asked for some money. Without thinking, she gave them some coins.
Ten minutes later they reappeared, proudly showing off to everyone at the wedding the new hairbands they had cleverly fashioned from the sanitary towels with loops that they got from the machine in the bathroom with the money she gave them!!!!

Answer 3

my hubby is a decorator, he'd just finished hanging the last strip of paper then had to go out. as a mum of three kids all very close together,you need eyes in the back of your head. the oldest, 3 year old son demanded my undivided atention while i was trying to prepare a feed for his baby brother. i didnt jump to it quick enough so he decided to rip the wallpaper from the walls and shouted fine that s your wallpaper off now. hes now 17 and we laugh about it. where was supernanny in them days

Answer 4

Not my child, but my niece - she was watching Nanny McPhee at the cinema and when the kids in the film were driven off in a car, she announced loudly that it "really reminded her of when mummy and daddy had split up!" The other people in the cinema found this rather amusing, but she was promptly hushed by her older, wiser sister. But later on when someone in the film was about to eat a sanwich full of worms, she shouted "NO!!! Don't eat it! It's got worms in it!" I think she would have been better off at a pantomime than in the cinema.

Answer 5

My older daughter, when she was two, had trouble saying words that started with "sn." When saying the word, she would take the "s" from the front of the word and put it at the end. Example: snow would become nose and sneer would become neers.
Every night, after I put her to bed and left the room, she would get up and play, even though she knew she wasn't supposed to.
One night, after hearing the distinct sounds of her playing, I walked into the room. She was in the far side of the room from her bed but she raced into her bed, pulled the covers up, closed her eyes, and said, "Nores! Nores! Nores!" as if she were trying to fool me into thinking she was asleep and snoring that whole time!

Answer 6

From an early age, we'd taught our son to not use the word "stupid," as many kids do, e.g. "stupid this!" and "stupid that!"

He was probably three years old when he was riding on my shoulders leaving the stadium after a football game. Two fans were having a conversation about the coach when one said "That call was just so f*cking STUPID!"

My son, not missing a beat as we passed the two, wagged his finger at the offensive fellow: "Not supposed to say 'stupid.'" Everyone within earshot broke up laughing.

Answer 7

god where to start... firstly my son takes everything as literal,
if i tell him its raining cats and dogs he gets up the window looking for them.
he was told in school to pull his socks up and get on with his work,
he replied to his teacher that he didnt mind pulling up his socks but he wasnt so keen on getting on with his work.
but i think the funniest thing he ever did was when we were shopping in somerfield, i was putting the shopping in the bags and he went to sit down on the chairs at the end of the ailse, a little old lady sat down next to him she must have been about 104 and she was wearing an eyes patch she also had a walking stick. suddenly i heard him shoulting at me for help, the old woman had lifted her stick up and he was screaming that she was a pirate with a sword, he was absolutly petrified. he wont go near old people now!

Answer 8

When my daughter was about 3 years old she tried to get me up one morning very early, as they do, although this particular morning I was very very tired and told her to go back to bed. When I got up, my conscience getting the better of me, I was horrified to find peanut butter, jam, squirty cream and most oddly lipstick all over my settee and carpet. She explained to me, all wide eyed and innocently, she was just hungry and wanted to look her best. I laughed so much, she started crying and asked me what was wrong. HUH! kids eh?

Answer 9

when my son was learning to speak, he would point at all the men while walking round the supermarket and shout dada! A friends child (sitting in the trolley),would wait until she got to the checkout then grab her top, pull it down screaming BOOBIES!!

Answer 10

My oldest yelled out in a resturant that she "need a f**k!" (She meant a fork, but is NOT how it came out) My next oldest covered herself in face cream an announced "Look Mommy, Loshee!" My next to youngest (2 at the time) picked a boogie one morning and held it up for me to see announcing "that's dith-gus-thing" My youngest, 18 months, flushed a pair of socks and watched his Dad plunge them out. He tried it himslef the next day. There is never a dull moment around my house!