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2006-09-28 07:06:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well of course! The very first thing I learned in Theology classes was how to program a VCR. Without that fundamental background, how can you expect to learn all the other details of theology!?
2006-09-28 07:10:10 · answer #1 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I CAN program my VCR.
I have two Master's Degrees, and am All-But-Dissertation on my PhD.
I am not brainwashed.
I am not feeble minded.
I do not lack intellect.
My income is above average, but not rich by any stretch.
But, I do NOT claim to have all of the answers, or be an expert on God.
I am a Christian. That is the answer for MY life.
What anyone else believes is up to them. They are free to make their own choices as I have freely made mine.
2006-09-28 07:14:48 · answer #2 · answered by Char 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know what I will go one step further in saying I dont even know how to program my vcr, where rarely will so admit. So it goes without saying I am no god of my universe and therfore cannot judge the universe of others god.
Touche I loved it. Make them think
2006-09-28 07:21:41 · answer #3 · answered by fryedaddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can program in 5 different computer languages - that makes me an expert?
I know several people who I would call Experts on the Bible - but they can't program in even 1 computer language - knowing one thing does not make you smarter than the next person.
2006-09-28 07:16:11 · answer #4 · answered by Gladiator 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are those who cannot even program a VCR, and yet claim to have infallible knowledge of the universe...even life after death. There is a negative correlation between intelligence and religion. I know religous fanatics who are failures in every aspect of life, but yet the KNOW everything, supposedly.
2006-09-28 07:11:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why do you even bother answering Larry's questions? It is like trying to have a discussion with a bull in a china shop.
2006-09-28 07:09:31 · answer #6 · answered by Aspurtaime Dog Sneeze 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It puts you on a level playing with anybody who claims he understands god's wishes.
2006-09-28 07:11:54 · answer #7 · answered by tammidee10 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess so. I did not always maintain a B average. I was having fun instead.
2006-09-28 07:15:09 · answer #8 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. But it does let you know that you are too young for a AARP card. LOL....
But too old to use a DVR. LOL...
2006-09-28 07:11:30 · answer #9 · answered by James C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To tell the truth, that is just as good a qualification as any.
2006-09-28 07:10:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋