Please translate....again...?

Question

I know that this is TERRIBLY long, but I really need to know what it says. Will someone please translate this for me????

No di respuesta antes porque nos fuimos al campo por el feriado del 24 de Septiembre que fue de Sábado a Lunes, pero aquí estoy respondiendo muy contenta de saber que Gabriela sea la felicidad de tu vida, un hijo siempre es una Bendición de Dios y sobre todo la vida y felicidad de la madre..
Yo siento mucho que tú no la dejes venir con Diego a Bolivia, te comprendo como madre y sobre todo ; respeto tu decisión; tal vez algún día te animes cuando ella sea un poco más grande para que Diego la pueda traer; ó si tú quieres venir con ella, siempre serás bienvenida a nuestra casa; así conoces Bolivia y comparten con nuestras familias. Para mí fue muy triste escuchar esto que está sucediendo; porque yo como madre siempre soñé con tener nietos y amarlos de cerca con ese amor de abuela, me resignaré; ha amarla a Gabriela desde lejos y verla crecer por fotos o si algún día tengo la posibilidad de volver a visitarlas, lo haré con mucho gusto así chocheo con ella.
Yo no puedo intervenir en la vida de ustedes, ni obligar a Diego en la relación de ustedes como pareja, yo te deseo de todo corazón que tú reinicies tu vida y sobre todo que encuentres a la persona ideal para formar un hogar y que las quiera a Ti y a Gabriela; porque ambas se lo merecen.
Me dolió mucho cuando tu me pones en tu e-mail que no la mandarías a Gabriela con un extraño a Bolivia, yo creo que Diego no es un extraño para Gabriela, porque él es el padre y casi siempre va a la Guardería y comparte con ella, lamentablemente Diego con sus estudios no tiene mucho tiempo para estar con ella a tiempo completo , pero sí estoy segura que él la ama mucho, así lo vi y él lo demostró; durante los dos meses que yo estuve compartiendo con ustedes en Arkansas.
Tu sabes que Diego perdió la beca de la Universidad por no haberse dedicado a sus estudios a full time, pero ya eso pasó y ahora lo único que queremos es que Diego siga adelante y así salga lo antes posible profesional, porque la situación económica en Bolivia está muy mal y no sabemos hasta cuando podamos ayudar a Diego para estudiar allá. Bueno ya es un poco tarde y me tengo que ir a dormir; te deseo toda la suerte del mundo, cuídate mucho y será hasta cualquier otro momento

Answer 1

I have no respect for ants on the porch nor famous campers on the September moon. I am content with Gabriela's light saber abilities, they will not hamper the emperor's somber video of Christmas with my mother.
You sleep too much and do not lie with the dogs, my friend, you are not eating dog food. I am sober for 6 six days now. My temper does not boil. You say you want a revolution, well you know........ I eat fish with my little fingers. The harlot next door stole my last rabbit. Desparado, why don't you come to your senses? You've been out riding fences, for so long now. Do you have chopsticks? The revolver does not work in the rain. It's possible that I may be losing my mind, I lost my marbles yesterday.
This is boring. Noodles are limp. Ice is cold. Beans make me fart. I can belch the alphabet, even backwards. Are you impressed? Wear red on Fridays.
Allen is a monk. Do not sleep with the priest, you are not a boy. Don't let the sun go down on me. Welcome to the Hotel California. Such a lovely place, such a lovely face.
Go Hogs Go! I am in love with Houston Nutt. haha, not really, just wanted to see if you were paying attention. I sharted 15 minutes ago and am still sitting in it. Who wears short shorts? I slept with Metallica, please don't tell my husband. You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you. Don't you?
I went to a party last Saturday night, I didn't get laid, it'll be alright. Uh-huh, it ain't no big thing.

Jennifer, my dog has fleas.

Answer 2

I left my foot in an old jar on the porch and my sister threw it at a passing car. The driver got out and spat in her eye .Then my dog peed on the floor when the lamp fell on his head.Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
I climbed on the back of a giant albatross and flew through a crack in a cloud to a place where happiness reigns.
The rain continued feverishly all night until the house floated away down upon the Swanee River far far away.
My Momma always said stupid is as stupid does,,Do you know where your cousins Left ear ended up after the ostrich chewed it off? I think I saw it down on the corner, out in the street playing guitar with some home boys.
Hey is it me or did the Earth just fart? OOOOH OOH that smell can't you smell that smell?
And in parting I'd like to say Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.

Answer 3

We did not sleep much at the campground the weekend of September 24th, for there was a horrible smell there, but the smell was in response to my friend Gabriel who had foreswron bathing in protest of the communist government in Cuba. So we stayed there anyway...
I am sorry that we went to Barnes and Nobles, and we compounded this mistake by taking your mother; I regret that decision; and will never go anywhere with her again. We should have watched some anime instead, but my younger sister was always watching Go, Diego, Go on the Noggin channel, and we could not turn it to G4. I like peas. So does most of my family. But, we were very sad that the peas smelled so badly, that we left your mom there, even though you love her. We will go back and visit her later.
I have to go to the bathroom very badly, but not with Gabriel, as he is not wearing any pants. My sister is still watching Diego, and the baby jaguar has fallen out of a tree into a mudslide. The daddy jaguar is nowhere to be seen. This makes me think of cheese. So we went to study some more about cheese, and found that some cheese smells just like Gabriel. We found cheese in his shoes. It was very bad. He always is having cheese is his shoes, and every time we tell him to stop, he does it again. I wish he would move to Arkansas.
I got a universal remote and turned off Diego, because I need to study full time, but he annoys me. My sister cried about Diego, and she went screaming to our mtoher for an hour. But mother is still at Barnes and Nobles, or maybe it is just Barnes now. The situation is hopeless, and I might as well let her watch Diego, and see what happened to the baby jaguar. The whole world should share a moment with their family, such as this one.

And that's the rest of the story......

Answer 4

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Answer 5

I did not answer before because we went to the country for the holiday of September 24 that went from Saturday to Monday, but here I am responding very happily, knowing that Gabriela is the happiness of your life, a child always is a Blessing of God and overall the life and happiness of the mother.

I am very sorry that you do not let her come with Diego to Bolivia, I understand you like a mother and above all; I respect your decision; maybe someday you will be encouraged when she is a little bigger so that Diego can bring her; or if you want to come with her, you will always be welcome to our house; thus you can know Bolivia and share time with our family.

For me it was very sad to hear that this has happened; because like a mother, I always dream about having grandchildren close and loving them with the love of grandmother, I will resign myself; to love Gabriela from a distance and to see her growing by photos or if someday I have the possibility of returning to visit you all, I will do it with much joy as a relative of hers.

I cannot interfere in your life, nor force Diego in the relationship of yours. I wish for you that all of my heart that you restart your life and above all, that you find the ideal person who loves you and Gabriela, with whom you can form a home; because you both deserve it.

It hurt me a lot when you put in your email that you would not send Gabriela to Bolivia with a stranger, I I believe that Diego is not a stranger for Gabriela, because he is her father and he almost always went to the Day-care center to be with her. Unfortunately, with Diego's studies, he did not have a lot of time to be with her, but I am sure that he loves her a lot, as I saw him show it; during the two months that I was spending with you in Arkansas.

You know that Diego lost the scholarship to the University because he was not able to be dedicated to his studies full Time, but already that has happened and now the only thing that we want is that Diego moves forward and finds the possibility of being a professional, because the economic situation in Bolivia is very bad and we do not know when we will be able to help Diego to study there. Well, already it is a little late and I must go to sleep; I wish you all the luck of the world,

Take care of yourself, and soon it will be another moment.

Answer 6

hmmm.....

I was choking a cow to death, and it kept going "moo" for some reason. So I did a BACKFLIP and tipped it over. Then I elbow-dropped it. Gabriela saw what I did, so I punched her out, DID I SAY GABRIELA WAS BLIND? well....she is.

Answer 7

i know what it say.. here goes...
"honey" WIFE
"yes dear" HUSBAND
"can you pass me the directions for putting this bookshelf together" WIFE
"no" HUSBAND
"why not" WIFE
"cause then i would have to admitt that i don't know how to put this together and i can't do that." HUSBAND
"what a load of junk.. give me the directions" WIFE
"no" HUSBAND
"NOW!!" WIFE
"NO" HUSBAND
"FINE..." WIFE
"FINE" HUSBAND
"go sleep on the couch tonight" WIFE
"FINE" HUSBAND
"FINE" WIFE
"i love you" HUSBAND
"i love you too now get on the couch" WIFE
"FINE" HUSABND
20 minutes later.....

"honey, here's the directions. can i sleep in the bed now?' HUSBAND

"Yes you can" WIFE

Answer 8

I think melissa's answer is the correct one.

Answer 9

If you were able to type that out, then you should be able to copy and paste it into an online translator.

Answer 10

You lost me at I know that this is TERRIBLY long