Kids are Quick
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>TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
>MARIA: Here it is.
>TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
>CLASS: Maria.
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>TEACHER: Greg, how would you spell "crocodile?"
>GREG: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
>TEACHER: No Greg, that's incorrect.
>GREG: Maybe it's incorrect, but you asked me how "I" spelled
>It.
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>TEACHER: Ryan, what is the chemical formula for water?
>RYAN: H I J K L M N O
>TEACHER: Ryan, what are you talking about?
>RYAN: Well, yesterday you said it was H to O.
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>TEACHER: Hunter, name one important thing that we have today that we
>didn't have 10 years ago.
>HUNTER: Me !
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>TEACHER:
>Adam, why do you always get so dirty?
>ADAM: Well, I guess it's because I'm a lot closer to the ground
>than you are.
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>TEACHER: Beth, give me a sentence starting with "I".
>BETH: I is...........
>TEACHER: No Beth.....Always say "I am".....not "I is".
>BETH: All right........"I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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>TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
>tree, but also admitted it. Now Alex, do you know why his father
>didn't punish him?
>ALEX: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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>TEACHER: Now, Macy, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
>MACY: No Mam, I don't have to. My Mom is a good cook
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>TEACHER: Daniel, your
>composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's
>composition. Did you copy off of him?
>DANIEL: No teacher, it's the same dog.
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>TEACHER: Parker, what do you call a person who keeps on talking to
>people who are no longer interested?
>PARKER: A Teacher
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2006-09-28 07:00:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
kids are so funny...
2006-09-28 07:03:21 · answer #1 · answered by hottmama 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's some good ones. After raising four boys, I was taught they have an answer for everything! LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-09-29 13:03:19 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny haha! I live with 2 little jokesters it only gets better
2006-09-28 14:08:28 · answer #3 · answered by just wondering 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kids say the darnedest things.
2006-09-28 14:18:27 · answer #4 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Truth always come from kids's mouths, ain't they cute?
2006-09-28 15:34:12 · answer #5 · answered by halokitty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soooo cute!
2006-09-28 14:43:13 · answer #6 · answered by Courage 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Gotta love kidsâ¥
2006-09-28 14:04:25 · answer #7 · answered by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What would we do with out kids?
Gotta love em.
2006-09-28 15:08:41 · answer #8 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,it reminds me when i am younger,i used to say:i am the bestest in class...lol
2006-09-28 14:32:27 · answer #9 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kids are funny and cute
2006-09-28 14:30:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, i like it, it's so great...you got one thumbs up from me...i hope you have more of this...
2006-09-28 14:50:37 · answer #11 · answered by gracie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋