Running Horse went to his doctor to determine the source of his sickness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looking Running Horse in the eye said, "I've got some bad news. You have cancer, it's very bad. You'd best put your affairs in order."
Running Horse was shocked and saddened. But, being of solid character, he managed to compose himself. Walking from the doctor's office into the waiting room and speaking to his son who was waiting, Running Horse said, "Well son, we Natives celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so good. In this case, things aren't so good. I have cancer. Let's head for the bar and have a few beers."
After 7 or 8 beers, the two were feeling pretty good. There were some laughs and more beers. They were eventually approached by some of Running Horse's old friends who asked what the two were celebrating. Running Horse told them that Natives celebrate the good and the bad.
2006-09-28 06:47:46 · 9 answers · asked by TML ♥'er 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He went on to tell them that they were drinking to his impending end. He told his friends, "I have been diagnosed with AIDS." His son's eyebrows raised and he opened his mouth, but Running Horse
raised his finger and the frown on his face stopped what his son had planned to say. The friends gave Running Horse their
condolences, and they had a couple more beers.
After his friends left, Running Horse's son leaned over and whispered his confusion.
"Dad, I thought you said that you were dying from cancer? You just told your friends that you were dying from AIDS!"
Running Horse replied, "I know son, but I don't want any of them sleeping with your mother after I'm gone."
Yeeeehhhha!!!!!..... Just a Native thinking ahead... :o)
2006-09-28 06:49:20 · update #1
* I hope this joke doesn't offend anyone dying with cancer or AIDS. If so, sorry.
2006-09-28 06:50:49 · update #2
Ah! The plans of men in the sands of time! LOL. LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-09-29 06:18:56 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it
2006-09-28 07:46:00 · answer #2 · answered by ♥♥Soon to Be Mrs.F♥♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-09-28 08:14:16 · answer #3 · answered by jackie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's a cute joke. It made me smile :)
2006-09-28 06:55:05 · answer #4 · answered by rebecca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love jokes but this didnt make me laugh...hell i actually frowned a little
Broc
2006-09-28 06:50:29 · answer #5 · answered by mr.broc 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was pretty good.
2006-09-28 07:22:45 · answer #6 · answered by no clue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,funy
2006-09-28 07:37:44 · answer #7 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked it!
2006-09-28 06:58:47 · answer #8 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-28 07:45:17 · answer #9 · answered by Courage 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋