>Philosophy
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>GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
>1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
>2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
>3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the
>second person.
>4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
>5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
>6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
>7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
>8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
>9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
>10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
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>
>
>GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
>1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
>2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
>3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
>4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
>5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
>6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the
toy.
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>
>
>GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
>1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.
>2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
>3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're
down
>there.
>4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
>chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
>5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers
to
>ask you the questions.
>6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
>7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
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>
>THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
>
>1) You believe in Santa Claus.
>2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
>3) You are Santa Claus.
>4) You look like Santa Claus.
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>
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>SUCCESS:
>
>At age 4 success is . . not peeing in your pants.
>At age 12 success is . having friends.
>At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
>At age 35 success is . having money.
>At age 50 success is . . . having money.
>At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
>At age 75 success is . having friends.
>At age 80 success is . not peeing in your pants.
>
>Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh.
>
>Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER
>forget the blessings that come each day.
>Have a wonderful day with many *smiles*
>
>
>Take the time to live!!!
>Life is too short
>
2006-09-28 06:46:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Someone sent me this a long time ago. very cute (:
2006-09-28 06:48:06 · answer #1 · answered by peace and love. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr. Dukalink's answer is so poignant; I felt like crying. To do that once more with the unwavering faith of a child!
These are good ones! Some are really funny.
LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-09-29 13:23:43 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I liked that one, especially the ones about the kids at the beginning. Very cute.
2006-09-28 13:50:03 · answer #3 · answered by Tact is highly overrated 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Can I sit on granpa's lap, one more time?
2006-09-28 13:49:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-09-28 14:47:18 · answer #5 · answered by Courage 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
aww thats so cutee. its wickid true too
2006-09-28 13:49:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very smart
2006-09-28 13:49:37 · answer #7 · answered by undaworldrollaz 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So true.
2006-09-28 15:10:52 · answer #8 · answered by jackie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
>claps<
2006-09-28 13:48:36 · answer #9 · answered by digitaldancer22 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's great i love it! and it is ture!
2006-09-28 14:03:14 · answer #10 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋