These 3 guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they're all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement. They're each allowed one thing to bring into the cell with them. The first guy asks for a big stack of books.
The second guy asks for his wife. And the third guy asks for two hundred cartons of cigarettes. At the end of the twenty years, they open up the first guy's cell.
He comes out and says, "I studied so hard. I'm so bright now, I could be a lawyer. It was terrific." They open up the second guy's door. He comes out with his wife, and they've got five new kids. He says. "It was the greatest thing of my life. My wife and I have never been so close. I have a beautiuful new family. I love it."
They open up the third guy's door, and he's slapping at his pockets, going "Anybody got a match?"
2006-09-28 06:28:53 · 22 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha and the cigarette is still exactly they way he got them......sssshhhh so many years wasted....thx Pd
2006-09-29 04:56:41 · answer #1 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
The Poor Man.
He Must Really Look Like §h!¯|.¯
lol..Funny One Pd- Thanx Hun-
10
2006-09-29 12:23:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
from 1-10 I give it a 3 sorry
2006-09-28 06:39:31 · answer #3 · answered by wife&mommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah I heard yet another version that went although like they have been in the boat discussing about Peter walking on water and considered one in all them receives out and walks to the shore and shouts back do no longer check out it till you word of in which the stumps are. hahaha cheers («?RfD?»)
2016-12-06 07:53:01 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It IS funny. Poor guy! LOL.
Have a good one!
Oh! 8.
2006-09-29 06:53:17 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah..............not that funny at all. Till the first guy and the second i can it coming, but the third one.........any one got a match?
2006-09-28 06:33:34 · answer #6 · answered by I agree... 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! This will go over well at my next client sentencing hearing! ;)
2006-09-28 06:53:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it. Thank you for sharing.
2006-09-28 06:37:12 · answer #8 · answered by xyduitriyx 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooo00ooo thats sucks for him
2006-09-28 06:32:06 · answer #9 · answered by MJ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sorry to say but that wasn't that funny
2006-09-28 06:33:38 · answer #10 · answered by abc_123 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋