There was a man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis. So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach and got completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out.
Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, ''There is no justice in this world.'' The other lady asked what she meant.
"Well, when I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot all about it. Now I'm 80 and the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat!"
2006-09-28 06:08:53 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg where do you get your jokes...
too funny
thumbs up
2006-09-28 06:28:54 · answer #1 · answered by slaboochie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey Babe...although I've myself posted that joke more than twice in herethis goes to show you that great minds do think alike!
2006-09-29 10:32:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That is a goodie. LOL. I love this Joke! LOL.
Thanks for the laughter today.
2006-09-29 13:59:09 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol=0)
2006-09-28 13:10:58 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
finally a good laugh
2006-09-28 20:19:12 · answer #5 · answered by tea cup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gave your joke a penis up.....................errr oops, I meant a thumbs up.
2006-09-28 13:52:15 · answer #6 · answered by echiasso 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh my gosh lol. That's funny.
2006-09-28 13:23:59 · answer #7 · answered by live_love_worship_coffee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-09-28 13:12:08 · answer #8 · answered by t1ch1a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny keep it up
2006-09-28 13:31:25 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one
2006-09-28 13:22:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋