Inquiring minds want to know....
2006-09-28 05:59:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hmmmm... if someone gets offended by a question about religious zealots...does that mean the person is admitting that he IS a religious zealot?
2006-09-28 06:18:37 · update #1
Three. Two to start up a prayer circle for God (or deity of choice) to bring the light back, and one to finally change the bulb behind their backs.
2006-09-28 06:02:05 · answer #1 · answered by sister steph 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Probably the same number it takes to start a religious war.
2006-09-28 13:02:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Screw...
Screw...
Doesn't sound religous to me.
Screw light bulb.
Sounds very unnatural and perverted. Screwing light bulbs. You should be ashamed of yourself for that kind of thinking!
2006-09-28 13:30:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, there IS this theory that the spread of christianity led directly to the dark ages..........
2006-09-28 13:09:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
They wouldn't--it has to be to your spouse, pitch-dark, in a bed, man on top, for procreation only.
2006-09-28 13:03:12 · answer #5 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It will never will get screwed in but millions will pray for it
2006-09-28 13:03:06 · answer #6 · answered by PØstapØc 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
one from every major religion. each arguing who is the supreme one and whose iconic leader is the true one.
2006-09-28 13:02:37 · answer #7 · answered by rab 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
None: they prefer to sit in the dark
2006-09-28 13:01:47 · answer #8 · answered by Blackacre 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
No need to have a light bulb, Jesus is the light of the world!
2006-09-28 13:04:00 · answer #9 · answered by shepherd 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
None................They have faith that If it is Gods will, God will miracle the light bulb into the socket.
2006-09-28 13:14:41 · answer #10 · answered by thewolfskoll 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋