Umm: Prozak not kicked in this morning?
So you are raising the spectre of a fictional character to scare me into believing in your fictional character?
2006-09-28 06:00:10
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answer #1
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answered by Blackacre 7
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Gosh, HairyChin... dont worry dude this satan you talk of is JUST as imaginary as your imaginary friend jesus...
You appear to be setting yourself apart from 'others' and waging war against something that doesn't exist...
IMHO - All religions are an evil cult... (yes including yours) Religion sets man kind apart from one another causing division and war... take a look at a *real* history book sometime...
The Brotherhood may be a real bunch of people... but your satan from your BuyBull book (which a man wrote BTW, not some imaginary god) ... Satan is a concept dreamt up by man to keep people like you in line... it seems to working rather well ....
All the best
I also rebuke this jesus cult in the name of common sense.
2006-09-28 13:07:45
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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You, I, they, or anyone else can summons demons unless you're very superstitious. Satan,Gods, or Lucifer are all in the imagination of the superstitious.
I rebuke this cult in the name of common sense.
2006-09-28 13:04:25
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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The Church of Satan rebukes you back
The Nine Satanic Statements
from The Satanic Bible, ©1969
by Anton Szandor LaVey
[français]
1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
2006-09-28 13:03:33
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answer #4
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answered by YankyMyWanky 1
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Hail Satan!
2006-09-28 13:10:38
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answer #5
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answered by jokedrugs 4
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In the Name of Jesus Christ I Rebuke this Cult as Well.
Praise the Lord God in the Name of Jesus Christ
God Bless you for the Warning!!!!!!!
2006-09-28 13:01:33
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answer #6
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answered by dreamangel20051 2
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YOU ARE SO WRONG. Lucifer was the Arch Angel of white light. Second in command to God. When Lucifer questioned God he fell from grace by God. Samiel is another Arch Angel, but he chose to fall from heaven of his own FREE WILL. There are several thousand Arch Angels that either fell from grace or descended of their own free will. Satan does NOT exist. If Satan exists then you must believe in the Easter bunny and Santa Claus. These Arch angels are NOT evil. I agree that yes demons do exist and they are evil but the fallen angels never ever meant to harm anyone. If anything, God is the one who is evil. He destroyed the earth once because people were bad. Now he is destroying it, but he is letting US do his dirty deed. I accept Jesus because he existed and he died on the cross for us. I do NOT believe he is God, or the holy ghost. The bible was not even written by anyone important. They were long dead before the bible was written. The new testament and the old testament basically are written by pious, crazy people who want to scare everyone. If God is the only God to exist than WHY is the first of the ten commandoments. Thou shall not worship any God but me. God wants everyone to be scared which is WHY he invented Satan. Nobody knows about Lucifer being the Arch Angel of white light. I did my research. You can easily find out I am correct by typing Fallen Angels in any search engine.
2006-09-28 13:11:33
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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You religious freaks have to stop using Jesus for all your fears. Sorry pal. Lucifer does not come around visiting the faithful.
2006-09-28 13:02:45
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answer #8
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answered by Arnold M 4
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I know that there are a lot of people out there who like to hurt other people in the name of just about everything they can dream of.
2006-09-28 13:01:57
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answer #9
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answered by Swan 3
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Yes, I know that the brotherhood is real. Satan is defintely not a myth. God bless.
Shalom
2006-09-28 13:04:12
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answer #10
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answered by Pashur 7
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If you believe the first myth, then I guess it's only logical that you would believe the next one>
2006-09-28 13:01:21
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answer #11
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answered by kardea 4
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