Okay, now sit down now, boys and girls - it's story time! Shhhh.... Once upon a time, billions of years ago, there was nothing. Suddenly, magically, the nothing exploded into something. That something is called hydrogen. Can you say "hydrogen?" I knew you could. This hydrogen eventually cooled down enough to condense into solid rock. It was magic rock. Inert and lifeless, but still magical. And then, magically, water formed in the sky above the rock. The waters rained on the rock for, oh, let's say billions of years. Some of the rock broke down into minerals, and these minerals washed into a pool of water.
Then one day some of these minerals magically formed into a kind of goo in the pool of water. Can you say "goo?" I knew you could. Well do you know what happened then? That's right! The goo magically became ALIVE. So anyway, this bit of magic goo magically found something to eat. Then, magically, it found another bit of magic goo to marry, and they had a whole bunch of magical little goos. Eventually - millions of years later - some of this goo grew up into all the plants and animals in the world around us. If it's alive, it came from that first bit of magic goo! Well, more time went on. Finally some of this goo magically evolved - can you say "evolved?" I knew you could - some of this goo magically evolved upwards and upwards, growing ever more advanced, bigger, stronger, smarter, until it became a kind of magical hairless ape with thumbs.
And do you know who those apes are? That's right! They're YOU and ME! We are the magic rock apes! And you know what else? Someday we'll evolve enough that we'll become the God we all know doesn't exist. Now take a nap.
2006-09-28 05:55:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Dr Hovind? Dr. Kent Hovind? Dr. Dino!
You mean the guy with a fake doctorate:
http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/credentials.html
And who is a dishonest criminal in trouble with the feds?:
http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/hovind-decision.html
http://www.collegiatetimes.com/news/2/ARTICLE/7497/2006-09-15.html
2006-09-29 04:06:18 · answer #1 · answered by Zhimbo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the funniest story I've ever heard. I'll give you props on story telling but that's it. Did you ever see this "magic" happen? Why is it still not happening? Did the magic goo decide that we will stop with humans and nothing will ever evolve again? Really? If everything evolves to replace something inferior prior to it then why don't monkeys have human babies? Why don't people accently give birth to a former genetic code, a monkey baby? Do you know what genes are? You find the one who prove and it's documented proof that evolution happened and then we all can put this to rest. One more thing...If something can form from nothing than everytime a tornado passes through a junk yard it should be able to assemble a boeing 747 without a problem. All those engineers out of a job. That would suck wouldn't it? Or go to a lab a reproduce your hydrogen theory and let me know when a human baby comes out of the little pool of water. I'd have to see that? Magic? Lmao!
Maybe you can hook up with Tom Cruise and worship Zenu, ya know the little alien who is waiting to come get us all and we can rule the universe with the ray guns they use? Come on.....
2006-09-28 06:03:56 · answer #2 · answered by Baby girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kindof mean there, friend.
I'm open to evolution point of view, but there are things I find troubling. For instance, we went from being blind organisms to having EYES, simply out of need? As you read this, you've got two incredibly brilliant cameras in your head synchronously scanning data and sending this to your brain. Doesn't that seem just a little bit too complex of a system to have just 'evolved' over time?
2006-09-28 05:59:40 · answer #3 · answered by Rob 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rocks dont fly God built this world on nothing and the wind and stars OBEY HIM...NOW THAT IS REAL POWER..and love too
2006-09-28 05:57:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
And maybe some day more minds will evolve to understand sarcasm? ;O)
Ooops! Or maybe I should evolve into a nicer person ...?
P.S. Why, thank you, Dan!
2006-09-28 06:08:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is really funny! You told exactly what evolutionists teach and then you ended it by making it sound as if you were making fun of creationists!! Very clever.
2006-09-28 06:05:05 · answer #6 · answered by Coco 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
where did the magical rock come from?
where did the water come from?
2006-09-28 06:04:18 · answer #7 · answered by Donnalah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe... you say billions of years ago there was nothing...(agreed).... then you say .. "suddenly" "magically" the nothing exploded into something........now ..... in my present life.... i dont now see anything happening suddenly and magically ... as you say can happed..... i dont "suddenly" see dogs flying ..... or magic happening around me.... why is that ? inconsistencies in your logic.... something happened at a particular point.... then why doesnt it happen now.....???
2006-09-28 06:08:23 · answer #8 · answered by Siddhartha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a nice story mister, makes sense to me.
2006-09-28 05:59:59 · answer #9 · answered by coonrapper 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bet you are the guy that shushes the newborn during the sermon, and talks 2 inches from my face. People like you are the reason I stopped going to church. Thank you for making me sure that I made the correct desicion.
2006-09-28 05:59:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋