The mind boggles!!!! Actually, zero - as cowpoking is illegal in all 50 states. Weeeeeeelllllll, maybe not the Randy Republican Red states. "Dammit, Bossy...I wish that I could quit you!"
Whadda ewe stink?
2006-09-28 05:38:25 · 14 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
just don't make a mistake and get hold of a bull or you'll never poke another cow.
2006-09-28 06:40:59 · answer #1 · answered by unforgettable_1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a cowpoke would poke all the cows he could poke if a cowpoke could poke cows
or rather-
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could Chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Now I have a headache
2006-09-28 05:44:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Keep drinking and ask another question, I'm on an answer roll.
2006-09-28 05:44:13 · answer #3 · answered by echiasso 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can be ur cow if you wanna poke something =)
2006-09-28 06:01:56 · answer #4 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
depends on the cowboy, but more interesting is about another ranch animal. it is said in Wyoming that men are men and the sheep are scared
2006-09-28 05:44:02 · answer #5 · answered by derf 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this weekend i had to help my father-in-law castrate 360 head of cattle...i literally poke cows with cattle prodes and suchs...
Broc
2006-09-28 05:42:40 · answer #6 · answered by mr.broc 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Depends on how fast they run! LOL. LOL.
Have a great afternoon!
2006-09-29 07:27:28 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like a man bragging he can do 6 ... but only before he does one. then, light a cigarette and fall asleep.
2006-09-28 05:42:56 · answer #8 · answered by Donald W 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hiiiiiiii =) lol didnt really bother to read ..just bored ..
2006-09-28 05:52:45 · answer #9 · answered by SXCBOFA 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should not drink this early in the day
2006-09-28 05:40:56 · answer #10 · answered by va8326 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋