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Noah forgot them on the ark. Quick call a scientist, they must be told. Don't you love my discovery?

2006-09-28 05:23:04 · 9 answers · asked by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Thumbs up to jbog from me

2006-09-28 05:28:18 · update #1

Monitorheads Dyson; LMAO

2006-09-28 05:30:08 · update #2

9 answers

He didn't forget 'em...he got tired of them eating up all the vegetables in his garden and left them behind on purpose. Besides...he knew what a problem clean up would be...and he just didn't have the staffing or anymore room on the ark to deal with dinosaur waste. Five bucks says he didn't think anyone would notice.

2006-09-28 05:28:53 · answer #1 · answered by gotalife 7 · 3 2

I am a Christian, The reason there was no dinsaurs on the ark was that they were killed off millions of yrs. before Noah, Yes, I believe in a Prehistoic time, & too many Christains thinks that Noah could not fit them into the ark, He did not have to, They were not any for millions of years before Noah.

2006-09-28 12:34:18 · answer #2 · answered by birdsflies 7 · 2 0

Yes, but the Flintstones and Dino came after the Ark myth..... Quick, call a cartoonist.....

2006-09-28 12:32:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Amazing discovery since your question implies that there were dinosaurs in the time of Noah, few people believe that, I do, thanks for mentioning it. I do however believe there were dinosaurs on the ark, hey you know what, there are still dinosaurs today...

2006-09-28 12:38:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

They were planted by the devil to confuse those who believe in creationism...and the oil produced by them will eventually kill us from the pollution!

Dinosaurs are evil!

haha...

2006-09-28 16:49:24 · answer #5 · answered by I I 3 · 1 2

I like that. It makes sense and requires me to think no further

2006-09-28 12:24:38 · answer #6 · answered by el bastard sanchez 2 · 2 3

he couldn't take them, they would have swamped the boat & that would've been the end of us all.

2006-09-28 12:25:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

We are them sweetie!

2006-09-28 12:26:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Sorry, but we need proof. Can you "feel" it? good enough.

2006-09-28 12:38:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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