what is GOLF???????????

Answer 1

a game where guy's hit balls with really long sticks and try to knock them into a whole.

Answer 2

Golf.

Golf is a game, that men love to hate,
You needed a four, but you just got an eight,
Your best score has stood now, for ten years or more,
It’s unlikely you’ll ever beat that eighty-four.

You finished the ninth hole, on a good thirty-nine,
You’re swinging like Tiger, you’re putting is fine.
You’re knocking in pars and a birdie or two,
But the big number ten is still waiting for you.

Now don’t get excited, this could be your day,
Just keep yourself calm and continue to play.
But don’t get too cocky, or blasé or bland,
Or you might get a shock, if you land in the sand.

You’ve now played the twelfth, and you’re still doing fine,
Your worst score is six, there’s no sign of a nine,
But disaster awaits you, around the dogleg,
‘Will you get off your knees, there’s no need to beg’.

You scuttled the ball out from under the tree,
Then gave it your finest, ‘twas magic to see.
From the edge of the green, you made a fine chip,
But alas it’s a pity, it hung on the lip.

The last holes are easy, ‘ I blinkingwell know’,
You’re under great pressure, but don’t let it show.
You turn over your wrist, you’re now in the mud,
You’re not giving up, but your friends think you should.

Just calm yourself down now, you still have a chance,
Check your direction, correct that wide stance,
The last hole’s a par four, it should be a three,
The word’s reached the clubhouse, they’re all out to see.

So you take a slow swing, ‘ Was that an air-shot’?
With all of them watching, you’re sure to get caught,
You swing with the five wood, the ball is in flight,
‘My God, where’s it going, no, not to the right’.

You make your way to it, it’s not easy to see,
You now know the reason, it’s behind the oak tree.
You chip to the left, to get a clean wedge,
‘My God, where’s it gone now, straight into the hedge’.

You’ve taken a drop, you’re now playing it sweet,
‘Now where is the blaggard’, ‘ It’s still at your feet’.
You slash at the ball blind, you’re temper is up,
‘Oh Mother of God, its straight into the cup’.

You’ve missed your best score, merely by two,
Some so-and-so wished it, he must detest you.
So cheer up, you golfer, forget all your sorrow,
Today - it is over, there’s always tomorrow.


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Answer 3

Most people who hate have exceptionally small minds.
Golf is a chess match played on a field where the elements change by the minute. It is the most difficult and mentally challenging game ever invented and you can participate until you die.

Answer 4

Look up "Robin Williams on Golf" and he will explain everything. And its freakin hilarious. The link is at the bottom well worth the time.

Answer 5

The pointless and mind-bogglingly tedious method of whacking a tiny white ball with a funny stick long distances, and trying to drop it in tiny holes from as far away as possible. As if that isn't hard enough, the supporters of this fanaticism like to errect all kinds of difficult obstacles from water and sand to trees and telephone poles - wait! The phone pole isn't one of them? I'm not on the course anymore? I knocked the ball through a cop's window?! Sh**! I'm not playing ANYMORE!

Answer 6

A death trap of a car made by VW in the 80's... BTW...That Spooky Hoe's Avatar scares me .... Halloween is here early. Whew !

Answer 7

Gentlemen
Only
Ladies
Forbidden

Answer 8

Flog spelled backwards.

Answer 9

a sport game that is enjoyed to play by many people.

Answer 10

I can't believe how many illiterate people spam yahoo answers....how sad