Lol!
After 20 years of only having sex in the dark with her husband, a woman spontaneously turns on her bedside light.
To her horror she finds her husband holding a cucumber.
"20 years of this!" she exclaims "You have a lot of explaining to do!"
He replies: "I'll explain the cucumber when you explain our 3 kids."
2006-09-28 05:07:55
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answered by Anria A 5
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I broke my G String fingering a minor when playing "Knocking On Heaven's Door"....
LOL Mr Dylan =))
2006-09-28 12:16:42
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answer #2
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answered by patrick4true 3
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Haaa Haaaa Haaaaa (rolling over in laughter) okay not really, but that's funny!
2006-09-28 12:10:35
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answered by Cara Arlene 5
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I have also broken my G-string. I hate tuning the new one.
2006-09-28 12:07:41
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answered by dmp_car_8 2
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LOL.. that one took a minute for me to get, but I dont know much about music.. very funny! lets watcha and see if it gets deleted ;-)
2006-09-28 12:05:29
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answered by Wilson Wilson 3
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Ok I was like what the hell, but the joke was cute.
2006-09-28 12:05:17
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answered by Anonymous
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Not even remotely funny.
2006-09-28 12:05:30
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answered by Nyla 4
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i can't wait to tell it to a bunch of 2nd graders
2006-09-28 12:26:35
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answered by Big Gee 2
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hahahaahahahahha lol! that was gud. i suggest u see this link to see how dirty ur mind is - http://www.ebaumsworld.com/dirtymindtest.html
2006-09-28 12:41:17
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answered by ssuasw 3
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funny
2006-09-28 12:19:56
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answered by SHIH TZU SAYS 6
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