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There's no way those guys believe in God

2006-09-28 04:41:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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You just aren't listening to me, are you? No Jessica Alba for you!

2006-09-28 04:53:09 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 3 1

As an atheist criminal defense attorney, you'd be making all of your money from Christians. Wouldn't that be ironic? Chew on this for a little while... Christians make up about 75% of the US population and 75% of the US prison population. No big surprise there.

Atheists, on the other hand, make up about 10% of the US population... but they make up only 0.2% of the US prison population. Now, isn't THAT a surprise? That means that atheists are FIFTY (50) times LESS LIKELY to be incarcerated than Christians. Pretty strange, huh, for a group that has no god-given guiding moral principals?

I can think of only two possibilities that might reasonably be said to account for this discrepancy:

1. Atheists are of a higher ethical and moral caliber than Christians, and thus are less prone to do the same kinds of nasty things that land so many Christians in the slammer;

OR,

2. Atheists are, overall, a lot smarter than Christians and thus, they are less likely to get caught in the course of their transgressions.

It's GOT to be one or the other... take your pick.

2006-09-28 04:45:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Funny thing, if you went back to being an Atheist (you were born that way) you wouldn't use the words "proper" in your question. Because you wouldn't feel the need to get permission from the collective to know what is right for you. You would have a proper grip on reality and would easily know what is proper for you.

2006-09-28 04:52:32 · answer #3 · answered by Real Friend 6 · 2 0

I think a better route would be Baptist minister. Then those poor blithering hayseeds would finally hear some objective, rational ideas instead of regurgitated Biblical pap.

2006-09-28 04:43:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Yeah bad career choice

2006-09-28 04:43:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm an atheist and I despise Defense Attorneys.

**DuckPhup...you are amazing!!**

2006-09-28 04:43:50 · answer #6 · answered by ~ Sara ~ 4 · 0 0

Good point! It is a pretty twisted field, unless you do it like "Daredevil" and don't accept people you think are guilty. :)

2006-09-28 04:42:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I fail to see how your faith and career choice coincide especially in this particular choice.

2006-09-28 04:45:41 · answer #8 · answered by nothingcreativecametomind 2 · 1 1

if you become an athiest how about becoming an intelligent professional whiner?

2006-09-28 04:44:49 · answer #9 · answered by darkangel1111 5 · 0 0

you are right.

2006-09-28 04:44:42 · answer #10 · answered by littlecwoman 4 · 0 1

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