Has anyone done it? Can you tell me about the process? I am very interested because I am tired of working. Now that I have been in America for a while, I have adopted your ways and become a fat lazy American.
2006-09-28 04:39:38 · 21 answers · asked by Anti-illegals are out to get me 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
just tell them your a lazy illegal criminal, they will hook you right up.
2006-09-28 04:50:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
how dare you call us fat and lazy ,we support most of the countries in the world and if it was not for our fat habits half of the world including china would starve and return to the dark ages,we are so lazy that we work two jobs just so that we can pay our mortgages which is owned by fore gin banks and so much money is sucked out of this country that our own standard of living is being compromised. most foreigners come here not to be on welfare ,since most of them do not have that system in their country,they try to work very hard to send home money to their families and not depend on the government ,you ,if you are really an immigrant is a sorry sapsucker that has had some real bad company here,straighten up and fly right.
2006-09-28 12:00:48 · answer #2 · answered by delmy d 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You go to the local assistance office-you will need birth certificates and ssn cards for you and all people living in home, you will need to provide up to last four pay stubs for yourself and anyone living in your home. You will more then likely have to either get proof from doctor that you cannot work or go to classes at the office in place of work, you will be required to go on job interviews and get a paper signed at those interviews, if you end up qualifing you will have a limited number of weeks you can collect assistance and after those weeks run out you are never eligible again in your life time.
2006-09-28 11:43:59 · answer #3 · answered by Jep 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fat and Lazy huh, well maybe you are greaser but this American has worked all her life as most of my fellow Americans, our taxes have gone to pay the for the lazy people who dont want to work. So DON'T CALL US AMERICANS FAT AND LAZY.
2006-09-28 11:50:59 · answer #4 · answered by marge8710 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"How do I get on welfare?"
If you want the really big bucks for doing nothing, not the stingy handfuls, become a corporation! Unlike most welfare recipeints, you can party with the big boys at the White House!
2006-09-28 11:59:50 · answer #5 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well you have achieved your goal...
You are officially a ridiculous spectacle of a human being and you have a slight fraction of my attention.
a slight fraction that I am going to immediately after finishing typing this, discard and continue ignoring you as I was before my eyes passed across your extreme example stupidity.
I hate people that say sh*it like this to get both attention and a reaction to prove some predetermined point...
Thanks, it's been fun shucking your soul like an ear of corn...
Could you be any more obvious?
2006-09-28 11:49:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well since you crossed the border it will be very difficult for you to receive welfare. If you can even receive it. Your gonna have to work. Sorry. But don't worry its not all that bad, i work everyday, and im doing fine.
2006-09-28 12:04:57 · answer #7 · answered by Dk2432 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't fall into that world. Fat lazy Americans do not live very long.
2006-09-28 11:47:21 · answer #8 · answered by Laura P 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Send your name, address, phone number to the following address. They are really helpful and they will contact you:
U.S. Department of Homeland Security
Washington, D.C. 20528, USA
2006-09-28 12:11:47 · answer #9 · answered by «»RUBY«» 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I don't know...but, I'll keep working hard too support you lazy bastards on welfare who don't feel like working.
2006-09-28 11:49:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've never done it..so I wouldn't know the process...so, don't get to confy because you might end up where you came from,,,
2006-09-28 11:45:33 · answer #11 · answered by guess 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋