Heres a start
1) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
2) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
3) Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
4) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
5) I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
6) There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
7) Always remember, you're unique, just like everyone else.
8) As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
9) God must love stupid people, he made so many.
Who has a good number 10? 10 points for it.
2006-09-28 04:30:31 · 33 answers · asked by Wilson Wilson 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you are riding my a s s, you better be pulling my hair! :)
2006-09-28 04:32:32 · answer #1 · answered by Huliganjetta 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
1) When did my wild oats become shredded wheat?
2) I love animals, they're delicious
3) Losing faith in humanity, one person at a time
4) Hang up and DRIVE!
5) Happiness is a warm p*ssy (I really saw this sticker on a truck)
6) I can't go to work today; the voices told me to stay home and clean my guns
2006-09-28 04:36:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Size Matters
2006-09-28 04:33:25 · answer #3 · answered by haikuhi2002 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Oh mah Gud these are so funny. I tell ya everyone deserves 10 points. Your no. 7 is classic. EVERYONE says they're unique. Yeah right.
"I'll let you Lick...
The next Bumper, sticker I mean"
2006-09-28 04:42:47 · answer #4 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love cats...they taste like chicken
I've had it up to here with Midgets.
No, I don't eat cats. Just a funny bumper sticker I saw once.
2006-09-28 04:38:08 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There are 10 kinds of people - those that know binary, and those that don't.
Positrons are another matter.
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
Be alert - America needs more lerts!
2006-09-28 04:33:12 · answer #6 · answered by Ralfcoder 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you do not opt to do something to antagonize a aggressive motive force - they'd positioned you in better damage be enticing in street rage. in case you word a tailgater merely bypass out of their way. you gained't income something by holding them penned up in the back of you as their anger turns into worse.
2016-12-06 07:41:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go vote even though it doesn't count..it's good for the oil companies
My favorites of yours are # 1, 4, and 6
2006-09-28 06:20:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have one but I do want 10 points.
2006-09-28 04:33:54 · answer #9 · answered by wife&mommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Always remember to use ALL fingers when waiving at a police officer
2006-09-28 04:52:20 · answer #10 · answered by cargrl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle
2. Horn is broke, watch for finger
3. **** happens when you party naked
2006-09-28 04:33:28 · answer #11 · answered by costellos_creation 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋