Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They hit it off pretty well, and soon Bert suggested that they go to his apartment for some extracurricular activity. It wasn't long before they found themselves in bed making passionate love. As they were making love, though, Bert noticed that Flo's toes would curl up as he was thrusting in and out.
When they were done, Bert laid back on the bed and said, "I must have been pretty good tonight. I noticed your toes curling up when I was going in and out."
Flo looked at him and smiled. "That usually happens when someone forgets to remove my pantyhose."
2006-09-28 03:56:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
hee-hee..keep them comming...
2006-09-28 04:00:54 · answer #1 · answered by LeeLynn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't need pantyhose to get my toes curled . . .
LMAO - yet another good laff from my Citizen . . .
2006-09-28 11:46:48 · answer #2 · answered by pumpkin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who says you have to follow some type of plan. What are betting that you can do those things in order?
2006-09-28 11:11:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats too funny!
2006-09-28 10:59:31 · answer #4 · answered by justwonderingwhatever 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever works.
2006-09-28 10:58:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
make it up as u go if she screms just keep doing what ur doing
2006-09-28 11:01:10 · answer #6 · answered by lee b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yet another great joke!!!! Your hilarious!!
2006-09-28 11:00:33 · answer #7 · answered by Amber R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch....that wouldn't feel too good.
2006-09-28 10:58:44 · answer #8 · answered by inlovewow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg. lol!! that was great!! keep 'em coming (the jokes).
2006-09-28 11:34:21 · answer #9 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but still funny
2006-09-28 10:58:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋